79 – Ahh

79 – Ahh

Author: Kakos Industries December 1, 2017 Duration: 23:12
in which you feel awfully heavy, you spend too much, preparations are made for ant-celebration and, for some reason, nesting, a war ends, hooded visitors appear where you want them least, and Jen O’Doom “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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153 – Porscience [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Never Rad is Back! and Fan Fusion 2024 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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152 – Fake Universe [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:31
I have a report here from Gordon Zank, the director of the Division of Realities. “Thank you for getting in touch, Mr. Deeth. I am happy to tell you my story, but I have to acknowledge that it might not do anyone any ben…
151 – Devon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 9:18
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CS – Taking a Break [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:05
TL;DL I’m taking a break until March. Please fill out the survey at kakosindustries.com/survey Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. Before I get into the news segment proper, I want to highlight that…
150 – Halloween Distractions [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:00
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149 – Halfth [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 38:44
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Ask Me Anything 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:11
I asked Patrons of the Kakos Industries Patreon (KakosIndustries.com/Pareon) to ask me anything. Also, please consider pledging if you are able to. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s Conrad again. This is not a c…
148 – Unpacking [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:03
In which we listen to some strange recordings, you open a can of noisy gas, we have a lot to unpack, and Marly McBigSuck “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that w…
High off Weed [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:31
The sixth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss getting high. BOT 1: Anyone else get really high off weed? This is a question I’ve been pondering lately, and for me the answer is no. I mean, I get real…