Kickstarter Mini 3

Kickstarter Mini 3

Author: Kakos Industries June 12, 2017 Duration: 2:12
Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. This is Conrad Miszuk, alleged creator of Kakos Industries. This time they’ve got me on some sort of ledge overlooking a black abyss. I am very afraid of heights. I think I ran out of whatever fear chemicals there are in […]

Your latest shareholder packet has arrived. Kakos Industries is a corporate audio drama that operates from a delightfully twisted premise: you’ve just acquired a stake in a company wholly dedicated to the science of villainy. This satirical and R-rated podcast functions as a series of internal announcements from the CEO’s office, directly addressing you, the valued shareholder. Through these updates, you’ll hear the latest breakthroughs in malevolent technology, management’s ethically void directives, and the darkly comedic chaos unfolding within the corporate headquarters. The tone is a unique blend of sharp comedy and occasional horror, all delivered with a deadpan, boardroom-approved seriousness that makes the absurdity even funnier. It’s a sex-positive and deeply unconventional narrative where the business of evil is just another quarterly report. Listening to this podcast feels like peeking at the confidential memos of a world where moral compasses are strictly prohibited as a conflict of interest. The team at Kakos Industries crafts a consistently entertaining and immersive universe, finding humor in the bureaucratic nuances of absolute corruption. Each episode pulls you deeper into the lore of a megacorporation where doing evil better isn’t just a slogan-it’s a mandatory performance metric. Expect a clever, character-driven story that never takes itself seriously, even as it details the most outlandish and sinister corporate strategies.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 282

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Podcast Episodes
38 – The Glimmer of Hope Principle [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:16
in which Soundman Steven is rewarded for his sacrifices, the Festival of the Dance is wrapped up neatly for a change, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and a new festival, DMB is still MIA, Denny still…
37 – Growth [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:46
in which you put your ear to a potted plant, the CEO festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of the Dance, Corin patches things up with Brosephus, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is announced,…
36 – Jules [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 21:10
in which the Sexual Innovation Division has some interesting news, the Celebration of Self Love is recapped, preparations are made for the CEO Festival, the settlers in Hell ar doing better than expected, Kimmie and Magg…
35 – Brawl [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 25:27
in which Corin discusses his path to wellness, a small fight is had between good friends, you eat something that makes you feel weird, a large fight between strangers is had, Evil Con is recapped, preparations are made f…
34 – Freudian Slips [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:57
in which several assassination attempts are thwarted, you feel a pleasant tingling, Brosephus confides in Corin, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass goes super well, prepar…
33 – FOMOOO [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:35
in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone’s expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced,…
32 – Babysit [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:20
in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulatio…
31 – Paint It Black [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:32
in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth fes…
30B – Intercepted 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 20:45
Kakos Industries has intercepted a broadcast of interest. Please listen at your own risk. Transcription: What you are about to experience may singe the edges of your beating heart. Good evening, shareholders. This is Mel…
30 – Doom and Gloom [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 23:58
in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets anothe…