Bible Gun Camp and Homesick Nancy Boy Campers

Bible Gun Camp and Homesick Nancy Boy Campers

Author: Deacon Fred May 13, 2019 Duration: 0:00
Just a brief word to Landover Baptist mothers out there who might have homesick little nancy boys registered for this year's Vacation Bible Gun Camp

Ever feel like modern life moves too fast for a lengthy sermon? Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More! has you covered. Hosted by Deacon Fred from what he calls the world's only bullet-proof pulpit, this unique audio experience packs a punch into every minute. You'll hear his distinctive, uplifting takes on a rather fiery topic-Hell-alongside sharp commentary that filters today's news and popular culture through a very particular lens. Whether he's dissecting a new film or a headline, Deacon Fred provides what he describes as an unprecedented True Christian perspective, offering daily inspiration for his dedicated audience. This isn't your typical comedy or media analysis podcast; it's a brisk, bold blend of sermonizing and satire that finds humor and conviction in the unlikeliest of places. Tune in for quick bursts of commentary that are as thought-provoking as they are intentionally over-the-top, all delivered with the earnest zeal only Deacon Fred can muster. The podcast serves as a daily touchstone for the Truly Saved, and a curiously entertaining listen for anyone curious about a uniquely theatrical point of view.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 44

Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More!
Podcast Episodes
Saint Patrick's Day Message [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor Deacon Fred recounts his terrifying Saint Patrick's Day children's sermon
Santa Claus Did Not Die For Your Sins! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor Deacon Fred reads a traditional Baptist Children's Christmas Poem for your enjoyment and edification!
Injun Witnessing Tips [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to share Jesus Christ with an Injun!
Leftovers for The Homeless [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Free leftover holiday meals will be served to the homeless who confess Christ and sign an agreement
Breastfeeding is a SIN [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Who would have thoguht that something as innocent as breastfeeding could invite Lucifer into your home?
The So-Called Science of Language [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Ever wonder why Chinese people talk funny? The Bible has the answers that science can't explain! Glory to God!
Let's Burn Us Some Witches! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Deacon Fred explains Landover's battle with the Federal Government on allowing the church to "suffer not a witch to live."