I Believe In Unicorns!

I Believe In Unicorns!

Author: Deacon Fred September 23, 2006 Duration: 0:00
Are we going to stop believing that folks lived to be 900 years old, that people can fly, that unicorns existed, and that the world is flat, just because some scientists say it isn't so? I don't think so! Praise Jesus!

Ever feel like modern life moves too fast for a lengthy sermon? Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More! has you covered. Hosted by Deacon Fred from what he calls the world's only bullet-proof pulpit, this unique audio experience packs a punch into every minute. You'll hear his distinctive, uplifting takes on a rather fiery topic-Hell-alongside sharp commentary that filters today's news and popular culture through a very particular lens. Whether he's dissecting a new film or a headline, Deacon Fred provides what he describes as an unprecedented True Christian perspective, offering daily inspiration for his dedicated audience. This isn't your typical comedy or media analysis podcast; it's a brisk, bold blend of sermonizing and satire that finds humor and conviction in the unlikeliest of places. Tune in for quick bursts of commentary that are as thought-provoking as they are intentionally over-the-top, all delivered with the earnest zeal only Deacon Fred can muster. The podcast serves as a daily touchstone for the Truly Saved, and a curiously entertaining listen for anyone curious about a uniquely theatrical point of view.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 44

Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More!
Podcast Episodes
Zero Tolerance for Hell Bound Wiccans! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Wiccan hunting season is a glorious time for Baptists everywhere, it is our chance to fight Satan and his followers right on Lucifer's Birthday, Halloween!
Get Yourself a WWJ Thong! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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People ask us why we put Jesus' face on a Thong! Well, it is quite a simple reason actually!
Are Atheists Crazy? [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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If you define crazy as someone who substitutes science and logic for reliable heresay, Atheists should be locked in a loony bin!
Homos in the Hallways [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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The only people more cunning than Jehovah's Witnesses at recruiting, are the homosexuals!
Blocking the Release of Harry Potter's Next Movie and Book [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor Deacon Fred is a man of his word. He has called upon major sponsors to assist in a pot luck supper to support church members who will chain themselves to the doors of multiplex theaters in order to prevent unsaved…