Spiderman: The Vile Glorification of Arachnid Bestiality

Spiderman: The Vile Glorification of Arachnid Bestiality

Author: Deacon Fred May 6, 2007 Duration: 0:00
Pastor Deacon Fred lets attends a sin screen of the latest Spiderman movie and reveals to True Christians everywhere what the movie is really about.

Ever feel like modern life moves too fast for a lengthy sermon? Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More! has you covered. Hosted by Deacon Fred from what he calls the world's only bullet-proof pulpit, this unique audio experience packs a punch into every minute. You'll hear his distinctive, uplifting takes on a rather fiery topic-Hell-alongside sharp commentary that filters today's news and popular culture through a very particular lens. Whether he's dissecting a new film or a headline, Deacon Fred provides what he describes as an unprecedented True Christian perspective, offering daily inspiration for his dedicated audience. This isn't your typical comedy or media analysis podcast; it's a brisk, bold blend of sermonizing and satire that finds humor and conviction in the unlikeliest of places. Tune in for quick bursts of commentary that are as thought-provoking as they are intentionally over-the-top, all delivered with the earnest zeal only Deacon Fred can muster. The podcast serves as a daily touchstone for the Truly Saved, and a curiously entertaining listen for anyone curious about a uniquely theatrical point of view.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 44

Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More!
Podcast Episodes
Invitation to a Book Burning [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor Deacon Fred cuts a radio promotion for a nationwide simultaneous book burning on October 31st at every Baptist Church in America
Halloween Tract Drop [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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We hope to have ynsaved kids so frightened out of their wits this Halloween, they will sign their lives over to Christ just to make it stop
Halloween Call to Vote! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor Deacon Fred calls on everyone to fight Liberals at the voting machines, as Demoncrats are more dangerous that the Devil himself!
Sweet Anointing [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor remembers remembers the precious times he shared with young Johnny down in the church basement
I Believe In Unicorns! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Are we going to stop believing that folks lived to be 900 years old, that people can fly, that unicorns existed, and that the world is flat, just because some scientists say it isn't so? I don't think so! Praise Jesus!
The Devil Now Wears Sequins [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Satan Makes Slut-Spotting Easy by Tagging Trailer Park Harlots with Easy-to-Spot Sequins
Welcome to Jesusland Announcement [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor Deacon Fred gives you a personal announcement regarding the official release of Landover Baptist's new book: Welcome to Jesusland from Time Warner Books
Pastor Reads a Page From Welcome to Jesusland [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Pastor Deacon Fred reads the article: Rectums, The Resort of Choice for Well Traveled Demons, from Landover Baptist's new book, Welcome to Jesusland
The Sons of Noah! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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The Sons of Noah Used Flying Dinosaurs to Transport Animals From Remote Regions of the Earth
Is Breastfeeding a Sin? [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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An important sermonn regarding the dangers of breastfeeding being a gateway sin!