Season 1, Episode 25: The Schmatta Torch Guy

Season 1, Episode 25: The Schmatta Torch Guy

Author: Susana Polo, Rachel Rakov, Phil Davis July 26, 2017 Duration: 48:30
LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 1! Susana is the happiest she has ever been on this podcast. We finally meet THE SMOKE MONSTER, FOR REALLY REAL. Locke has a buttload of Island Faith, Sayid explodes a small part of Charlie’s head, and we get the beginning of the long and arduous journey of Science Vs Faith conversations between Locke and Jack. Meanwhile on the ocean, things on the raft go suddenly HORRIBLY AWRY. As for us, Rachel makes a good bird sound and likes it when people are friends, Susana makes some amazing puns, and Phil finally gets to make his Team Dyno joke. We also do a pretty good recap of what the show Lost is about thusfar. Susana still does not like Lost, and is not looking forward to Season 2. But the rest of us are! We’ll be on a hiatus for the month of August, but we will be back with Season 2 on September 6th, 2017!

Ever tried to explain the plot of Lost to a friend who missed the whole thing? Now imagine that friend actively refuses to ever watch a single episode. That’s the delightful premise of Lost: In Translation, where hosts Susana Polo, Rachel Rakov, and Phil Davis dive into the iconic, baffling television series. Each week, one host who knows the show inside and out attempts to recap a chunk of the saga for another host who remains blissfully (and stubbornly) ignorant. The result is a hilarious and surprisingly insightful dissection of the show’s polar bears, smoke monsters, and time-traveling twists, all filtered through the perspective of someone who just doesn’t get the hype. This isn’t a dry scene-by-scene analysis; it’s a comedy podcast that revels in the absurdity of the island’s mysteries and the sheer challenge of translating its dense mythology to a skeptic. You’ll hear genuine confusion, passionate defenses, and a lot of laughter as the recaps unfold. Whether you’re a die-hard fan who can quote John Locke or someone who has only heard the watercooler chatter, this podcast offers a fresh and enormously entertaining take on a cultural phenomenon. New episodes arrive every Wednesday, continuing the deep dive into one of television’s most talked-about stories.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Lost: In Translation
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Season 1, Episode 10: A Crippling Drape Phobia [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 47:45
GUYS. This week we are GETTING ON BOARD THE SUSANA BEING ON BOARD WITH LOST TRAIN, and SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS!! You don’t want to miss it!! Also, will we ever stop calling Claire Kate and Kate Claire? NOT IN THIS EPIS…
Season 1 Episode 9: Washing Revelations [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 52:07
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Season 1, Episode 8: Shannon Has Asthma, Today [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 47:06
This week, we’re a hard group to keep focused. That said, we do come up with a GREAT idea for a remake of the movie ‘Taken’. Susana continues to be flabbergasted at the poor decision making skills of everyone on this isl…
Season 1, Episode 6: A Secret Kiss Relationship [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:26
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Season 1, Episode 5:  The Suited Man-Ghost Illusion [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 48:30
This week, Susana is aghast at how many people are on this island, and Jack needs a nap. Also discussed: Australia's lack of lemonade, Rachel's extreme love of iced tea, and we, as a podcast, attempt to take a stance as…
Season 1, Episode 4: Boars?  BOARS. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 45:37
This week it's a Locke episode, so Rachel is super excited! We also discuss airplane refrigeration, TPS reports, and men's fashion. Susana still doesn't like Lost.
Season 1, Episode 3: A Hell of a Mortgage [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 36:24
This week on Lost: In Translation, we get a little bit more of Kate's backstory, a little bit more plane crash, and some terrible attempts at Australian accents. Meanwhile we still don't agree on the name of Driveshaft's…
Season 1,  Episodes 1 and 2:  All of the Pilots! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:12:13
Welcome to Lost: In Translation, a podcast wherein two friends recap episodes of ABC's television show Lost to their third friend, who has not watched Lost, will never watch Lost, and in fact becomes enraged when hearing…