Dude, Where's My Chopstick? | #MindOfMarlar

Dude, Where's My Chopstick? | #MindOfMarlar

Author: Darren Marlar May 15, 2025 Duration: 2:39
In a shocking case of 'how did he not notice that?', a Vietnamese man partied so hard he accidentally turned his face into a utensil holder for three whole weeks!
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MindOfMarlar™, WeirdDarkness®, Copyright ©2025

Darren Marlar, familiar to many as the voice behind 'Weird Darkness,' brings his signature blend of the bizarre and the hilarious to MIND OF MARLAR. This isn't your standard exploration of the dark side; it's a guided tour through the strange and unsettling, delivered with a wink and a dose of sharp satire. Each episode feels like a conversation with a friend who happens to be an expert in the macabre, covering everything from deeply twisted true crime cases and paranormal oddities to forgotten chapters of weird history. The real magic of this podcast is how Darren manages to find the humor in the horror, balancing chilling details with absurd observations and dark comedy that never disrespects the subject matter. You'll find yourself equally captivated by a mysterious myth and laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of a situation, all within the same story. It's a unique mix of monsters, mysteries, and mirth designed for those who like their scares served with a side of sarcasm. Tune in for a consistently engaging experience where the topics are heavy, but the delivery is cleverly, refreshingly light.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 90

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Podcast Episodes
SPACE PIRATES and COSMIC CRIMES | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:56
When humanity takes to the stars, so will crime—so get ready for space pirates, zero-G crime scenes, and the inevitable rise of the galaxy’s first space lawyers!Read the article: https://weirddarkness.com/spacepiratesand…
GRIM GUEST LIST: When Mom Invites Death to Her Funeral | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:03
When planning a funeral, you expect to invite family and friends—but when your mom insists on putting the Grim Reaper on the guest list...READ the article: https://weirddarkness.com/grimreaperattendsfuneral/MindOfMarlar™…
A Tale of Two Faces | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:35
Edward Mordrake had the ultimate case of being two-faced—literally—complete with a whispering, demonic second face that made his life (and bedtime) a total nightmare.READ the article: https://weirddarkness.com/a-tale-of-…
7 HOURS LATER: The Shortest Zombie Movie Ever | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:48
If a zombie outbreak kicks off in Helsinki, you've got seven hours before it's game over—so maybe skip the looting and start running!READ the article: https://weirddarkness.com/when-zombies-attack/MindOfMarlar™, WeirdDar…
BIGFOOT’S Playdate | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:14
Picnic-ruining ants are bad enough, but one California family found themselves sharing their lunch with something much bigger—Bigfoot, who apparently just wanted to play peekaboo.READ the article: https://weirddarkness.c…
Broomsticks, Broads, and Bad Beliefs | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:31
For centuries, people believed witches could fly on broomsticks—but the truth is, it was less about magic and more about paranoia, bad science, and possibly a few hallucinogens.READ the article: https://weirddarkness.com…
Blowing Smoke Up Your Enema | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:59
Believe it or not, there was a time when 'blowing smoke up your butt' wasn’t just a saying—it was actual medical advice, and yes, it was just as ridiculous as it sounds.READ the article: https://weirddarkness.com/blowing…
HEY NASA, Help Us Go Monster Hunting! | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:08
When NASA gets called in to search for the Loch Ness Monster, you know we've officially run out of ideas for space exploration.Read the article: https://weirddarkness.com/nasahuntsnessie/MindOfMarlar™, WeirdDarkness®, Co…
QUANTUM CONFUSION: Time Is An Illusion | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 8:35
This Story Exists in All Timelines, So You’ve Already Heard ItRead the article: https://weirddarkness.com/time-doesnt-exist/MindOfMarlar™, WeirdDarkness®, Copyright ©2025
WEEKEND AT BERNIES 3: The Bank Job | #MindOfMarlar [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:16
When your loan application needs a co-signer, rolling in a very dead relative probably isn't the best financial strategy—but that didn’t stop one woman from trying.Read the article: https://weirddarkness.com/weekendatber…