SHRIMP ARE BREAKING BAD: Every Single Shrimp in England Tested Positive for Cocaine (Not Clickbait)

SHRIMP ARE BREAKING BAD: Every Single Shrimp in England Tested Positive for Cocaine (Not Clickbait)

Author: Darren Marlar July 14, 2025 Duration: 6:48
A new study reveals that England's freshwater shrimp aren't just dealing with pollution—they're dealing with a full-blown drug problem that would make a rock star jealous.

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