Wild Things: Peeing Outside, Puberty, & Porn

Wild Things: Peeing Outside, Puberty, & Porn

Author: Benjamin Long March 18, 2019 Duration: 59:12

*Disclaimer* Although there is no explicit language, this episode contains some mature thematic content many parents may find inappropriate for little ears!

We celebrate keeping our cool and Oliver's new school! Then, Justin from God is A Dad Podcast shares two #MAPMoments that made us laugh and made us think. We review the first part of Wild Things: The Art of Nurturing Boys, and discuss the stages of boyhood with a few sidebars on puberty, masturbation, and pornography. Finally we wrap it up with The Parent Board.


Benjamin Long hosts Minimally Acceptable Parents, a podcast that trades the pressure of perfection for the reality of trying. Each month, Benjamin and his wife open a different parenting book, testing its advice against the messy, beautiful chaos of their own family life. The conversation spans the practical and the profound, rooted in a Christian perspective that values faith, grace, and connection over checklists. You’ll hear the genuine takeaways, the discarded theories, and the small victories found not in flawless execution, but in showing up. This isn’t about achieving a gold standard; it’s about the shared journey of becoming more intentional, often through missteps and laughter. Tune into this podcast for a candid, relatable look at parenting where spiritual growth and family life intersect, acknowledging that most days, good enough is actually great.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 25

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