Edgoose's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

Edgoose's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

Author: Sanspants Radio November 17, 2016 Duration: 1:00:24

In which our heroes curse mudbloods, curse muggles and curse you by making you listen to Edgoose's ideal Harry Potter pitch. We do some time travel, have concerns about Fantastic Beasts and remember the light days before Potter pitches went dark. Alyce still hasn't seen Stardust or Last Samurai, Damo has some great casting ideas, Carney is a bad man that doesn't like Pete's Dragon and Edgoose makes everyone sad with his Harry Potter pitch. So sit back in your cell in Azkaban and do a deal with the ministry of magic to get out early and hear the fourth of our Potter Pitches. 

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Ever watch a movie and find yourself mentally rewriting the third act, or wondering how a promising idea went so wrong? That’s the exact spirit of Movie Maintenance, a podcast from Sanspants Radio that dives into the world of cinema with a uniquely hands-on approach. Think of it as a workshop for films, where each episode picks apart a Hollywood hit or miss-not just to critique, but to actively rebuild. The hosts operate from a playful yet passionate conviction: they can do it better. What you’ll hear is a lively blend of scene-by-scene review, speculative fan fiction, and what they call ‘armchair producing,’ as they brainstorm alternative plots, characters, and endings. It’s less about simply pointing out flaws and more about the creative fun of fixing them, whether the film is a beloved classic or a notorious flop. This podcast is for anyone who loves talking about movies beyond a simple thumbs up or down, offering a space where passionate film discussion meets imaginative problem-solving. So if you’ve ever shouted at the screen with a better idea, you’ll find a kindred spirit here.
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