S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

Author: Sumo & Kavi March 24, 2026 Duration: 1:25:54
Guess who named this episode. Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die. How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women. The story of the Chinese farmer. Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way. There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared. You are not small, insignificant or meaningless. Nukes aren’t real. The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said....

Hosted by Sumo & Kavi, MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY operates as a kind of worldview repair shop, a conversation dedicated to examining the often unsettling machinery of modern life through a distinctly Christian lens. Each episode digs into the blood and guts of what they describe as a dystopic modernist technocracy, challenging the prevailing narratives handed down by government institutions, academia, and big-tech conglomerates. The aim is to equip you with the tools to peel back what they see as layers of cultural decay, stripping away ideas that have accumulated over decades. This isn't merely a critique; it's an active effort to recover and restore a sense of intellectual and spiritual patrimony rooted in medieval European culture. Tuning into this podcast means joining a search for a more coherent and satisfying framework for understanding the world, one that stands in deliberate contrast to contemporary secular assumptions. The discussions are grounded in the categories of society, culture, and spirituality, making for a unique blend of education and provocative commentary. If you're looking for a conversation that questions foundational modern premises while seeking to rebuild from an older tradition, you'll find a challenging and specific perspective here.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
Podcast Episodes
S3E033: The Current Thing [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:17:28
What’s a little ethnic cleansing among friends? If the U.S. is ever accused of a war crime they’ll invade the Netherlands. Sumo has his empty seat ready for Elijah. Greater Israel, False flags (a tried and true tactic th…
S3E032: European Shamanism with Special Guest Chance Garton [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:18:17
Emergency broadcasts and gatekeeping. Tuning Fork Therapy, frequencies, and healings. The Tacoma Narrows Bridge was destroyed by frequencies. Indian head test patterns. Witch trials, psychedelics, werewolves, demonic pos…
S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:32:20
Autumn, racist Halloween costumes, Sumo talks about how he used to be part of a cult in the woods that’s definitely not the KKK. Nothing happened on September 23rd, 2023. Everything is Star Magic, astrology is a real thi…
S3E029: Voluntary Crucifixion with Special Guest Jasun Horsley [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:11:56
How do we address members of the MAPS cult? Introduction to Jasun Horsley and the interview in the second half of the show. Alien disclosure in Mexico Sumo and Kavi both have no problem with grave robbing. The beauty of…
S3E028: We've Always Done it This Way [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:13:44
Sumo’s new steel drum. The flu vaccine no longer protects you from the flu. It never protected you from the flu, what are you talking about? You can’t wake people up. Vox Day does a scientific experiment and proves that…
S3E026: Trump, the Musical with Special Guest Duke of Alba [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:20:10
Make America Great Again, the Trump TV sitcom. Trump’s mugshot World War 3 predictions, the war in Niger, potentially aliens and how do you profit off the End Times? Trump the Musical would be such a hit, the biggest hit…
S3E025: This Podcast Is Not Real [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:02:12
Sung Wong tries to sell everyone on shiny new room temperature superconductors. Anything science-related that comes out of Asia is a scam. You might say they’re the greatest at scams. All the low-hanging fruit of scienti…

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