S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

Author: Sumo & Kavi March 24, 2026 Duration: 1:25:54
Guess who named this episode. Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die. How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women. The story of the Chinese farmer. Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way. There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared. You are not small, insignificant or meaningless. Nukes aren’t real. The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said....

Hosted by Sumo & Kavi, MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY operates as a kind of worldview repair shop, a conversation dedicated to examining the often unsettling machinery of modern life through a distinctly Christian lens. Each episode digs into the blood and guts of what they describe as a dystopic modernist technocracy, challenging the prevailing narratives handed down by government institutions, academia, and big-tech conglomerates. The aim is to equip you with the tools to peel back what they see as layers of cultural decay, stripping away ideas that have accumulated over decades. This isn't merely a critique; it's an active effort to recover and restore a sense of intellectual and spiritual patrimony rooted in medieval European culture. Tuning into this podcast means joining a search for a more coherent and satisfying framework for understanding the world, one that stands in deliberate contrast to contemporary secular assumptions. The discussions are grounded in the categories of society, culture, and spirituality, making for a unique blend of education and provocative commentary. If you're looking for a conversation that questions foundational modern premises while seeking to rebuild from an older tradition, you'll find a challenging and specific perspective here.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
Podcast Episodes
S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do? [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:54:47
What happens after the lord of the rings? Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free! How do you have a fact-less epistemology? Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G co…
S4E008: Podcastception [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:40:17
Sumo wears his boots when podcasting. Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here. Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics. Roderick on the line, a case study of…
S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 11:48
The Renee Good situation. Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean? George Floyd and Waynel Sexton. Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches. You can’t be a mystic if you own a smart…
S4E007: Who Is Gay? [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:42:31
An African pastor with a very loud shirt. Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade? Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to…
S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:52:42
The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works. Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet. How to fake your own Shroud of Turin. The shroud contradicts the Bibl…
S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:49:34
The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage. Smokestack isn’t white?! People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities.…
S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 14:06
An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck. Links waltbismarck.com Tortuga Media Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Sh…
S4E004: Maximum Disfigurement [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:31:46
Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults). Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault. People don’t understand what America was and what it can be. No…
S4E003: Gay Cottage Maxing [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:32:13
Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now. Talking about comics and the Hulk. Whatever you give attention to is what you create. An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care…