Catullus

Catullus

Author: BBC Radio 4 August 19, 2025 Duration: 27:52

The brilliant Roman love poet is the poster boy for teen angst. He feels everything intensely, from the stealing of his favourite napkin to the death of his lover Lesbia's pet sparrow. And then he dies young. Of course the Romantics loved him, as do his biographer Dr Daisy Dunn and Professor Llewelyn Morgan.

Born to an aristocratic family in Verona, Catullus is fearless in abusing in sophisticated verse his father's friend Julius Caesar, his ex-lover Lesbia and the poets unlucky enough to be his contemporaries. Satirical, scurrilous and obscene, his popularity endures.

'Rockstar mythologist' Natalie Haynes is the best-selling author of 'Divine Might', 'Stone Blind', and 'A Thousand Ships' as well as a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greek and Rome.

Dr Daisy Dunn is an award-winning classicist. Her books, Catullus’ Bedspread: The Life of Rome’s Most Erotic Poet, and The Poems of Catullus: A New Translation, were published in 2016 and earned her a place in the Guardian‘s list of leading female historians.

Producer...Beth O'Dea


Ever wondered what would happen if the ancient world got a proper comedy roast? That’s the territory explored in Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics, a production from BBC Radio 4. Here, the dusty figures of Greece and Rome are pulled off their pedestals and thrust into the spotlight of a stand-up routine. Haynes, with a sharp wit and deep scholarly knowledge, doesn’t just recite myths and histories; she interrogates them, finding the humor, hypocrisy, and startling humanity in gods, emperors, and mythical monsters. Each episode focuses on a specific character or theme, weaving together punchlines with genuine insight, making Cicero relatable and Medea’s problems a bit more contemporary. You’ll hear the ancient world discussed not with hushed reverence, but with the energy of a comedy club, where the foibles of Zeus or the political machinations in the Roman senate are ripe material. This podcast uniquely sits at the crossroads of comedy and history, proving that stories thousands of years old still have plenty to say about power, love, and revenge, and that they can be laugh-out-loud funny in the telling. It’s for anyone who likes their learning delivered with a generous side of humor, transforming what might seem like a niche subject into engaging, accessible, and thoroughly entertaining listening.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics
Podcast Episodes
Pompeii [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:54
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Cicero [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:36
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Clytemnestra [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:29
"Rock star classicist" and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. In these series she explores (historical and mythological) lives from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance toda…
Jocasta [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:43
"Rock star classicist" and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. In these series she explores (historical and mythological) lives from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance toda…
Pandora [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:51
"Rock star classicist" and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. In these series she explores (historical and mythological) lives from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance toda…
Medusa [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:46
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Penelope [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:13
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Eurydice [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:13
Natalie Haynes tells stories of Eurydice, whose rescue from the Underworld was bungled by her lover Orpheus. How has her story been uncovered from sources that no longer exist? Eurydice is chased by a sex-pest at her wed…
Penthesilea, Amazon Warrior Queen [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:45
Natalie Haynes tells of Penthesilea, Amazon warrior queen, in charge of ‘a bunch of golden-shielded, silver-axed, man-loving, boy-killing women,’ with a natty line in ankle boots, and even trousers, a scandalous item of…
Helen of Troy [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:34
Natalie Haynes tells stories of the most beautiful woman in the world, who hatched from an egg and was the daughter of Zeus: Helen of Troy. Men fought over her from an early age, but was she really to blame for all those…