What's In A Tootsie Roll
Author: Radio FM Media
September 18, 2025
Duration: 1:55
TODAY on the show we started off with some football and fantasy league talk. We also played some voicemails from the 24 Hour Lex & Terry Hotline. We also talked about the upcoming Sub Par Classic and all of the crazy shenanigans we have planned. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we did an epic classic... BLACK LIKE TAINT! We finished things up by making some AI podcasts about ourselves.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: What's In A Tootsie Roll
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I told you when I had my, what's it called the colonoscopy?
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When I did this, I noticed that I could feel them digging around in there.
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And it felt cold, like a cold instrument digging around it then.
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I'm going, this isn't normal. Normally I'm kind of asleep.
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And then I overheard them talking about vacation and going on vacation.
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And immediately my thought was, oh, I don't have cancer.
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I didn't feel the thing, man. I woke up and, you know, the hot nurse said,
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"I really love your show," after she even spent, you know, God knows how long up my behind.
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That was not fun.
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You know that she's going to be home on weekends going, "Oh, Alexa, Terry, yeah, I was,
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I put a thing in his butt to see if he had cancer."
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You know they talk about that.
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You know they do. Yes. You know that.
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You know attorneys get home and talk about their case.
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I just knew the moment I got made that I was going to be a weekend story
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at many parties.
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There's probably a polaroid of your weeners somewhere that they took that day.
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Yeah, that's fine. The important part was I was going to live.
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Yeah, that's the important part.
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You sure talked about my weener a lot.
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He wonders how the lobe deals with that tutsy roll.
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What is actually in a tutsy roll? Can anybody help me?
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Because I love him.
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There's nothing good in a tutsy roll.
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Sugar corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, cadence, gim-milk cocoa, way soy
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lectin and artificial and natural flavors.
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You know what? This is awesome.
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Just keep it back. Keep it back, Sarah.
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I will.
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Nothing's ever going to hurt you again.
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Okay, Charlotte Seen.
