Oldest 4chan greentexts harness the most ancient magics...

Oldest 4chan greentexts harness the most ancient magics...

Author: ReddX April 2, 2026 Duration: 50:16
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4chan is a hive of villainy, but greentext stories are sometimes worth braving the depths for... These 4chan greentext stories were hand-selected from every corner of the internet, and now they have arrived at your ears. Sometimes they go off the rails, but it's 4 chan. And its a green text story. So no surprises, really...

It doesn't matter what your background is, you always need to treat people like people and not use them simply to get off. Neckbeards seem to learn this lesson particularly slow and it really does make my blood boil... So we must bring it to light so others don't suffer alone.

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Podcast Episodes
r/NeckbeardStories: The First Meeting of the Fatty Club!! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 45:31
Neckbeard Sourface and Legbeard Queenie playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playli... This handpicked selection of neckbeard stories is sure to delight! Our human reddit narration provides the freshest source of your daily…
r/NeckbeardStories : Magebeard Brags About Magick And Money! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 41:41
More neckbeard stories? https://www.youtube.com/playli... Magebeard wants to brag about his life, but he's a neckbeard and doesn't have much to brag about. What do you do in such a situation? Start making things up! Sure…
r/LinkedInLunatics : Jay-Z Taught Me About B2B Marketing!! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 32:45
More LinkedIn Lunatics? https://www.youtube.com/playli... Welcome to the wild, weird, and occasionally wonderful world of LinkedIn, where corporate buzzwords and self-promotion reign supreme! In this video, we're taking…
r/NeckbeardStories : The Legend of Neckbeard Hollow (Fanfic) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:12:16
More neckbeard stories: https://www.youtube.com/playli... In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we get to meet a neckbeard named Blackfire. He insists that he knows everything about friendship. In particular, he makes a…
r/ChoosingBeggars: The Most Entitled Farmers We've Ever Seen! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 32:20
Need more Choosing Beggars? https://www.youtube.com/playli... In this episode of r/ChoosingBeggars we encounter yet another dating ad that is just too cringe not to talk about. It might be difficult to believe but this t…
r/NiceGuys: "Reply To Me Kitten... You Won't Regret It!!" [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 29:10
More nice guys: https://www.youtube.com/playli... In this episode of r/niceguys, we cover some walls of text. Simps of this caliber make me want to leave the planet. It's hard to stomach, but I'll be there to help see yo…
r/FatPeopleStories : 3 Tales Of Fat Logic... and Gluttony! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:35
More fat logic: https://www.youtube.com/playli... Today we are visiting r/FatPeopleStories! My glorious human reddit voice will guide you through the perils and pitfalls of your self-betterment journey. Fat logic can be…
r/NiceGuys: "I Bought You Discord Nitro, Now We're Dating!!" [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:00
More nice guys: https://www.youtube.com/playli... In this episode of r/niceguys, we cover some walls of text. Simps of this caliber make me want to leave the planet. It's hard to stomach, but I'll be there to help see yo…
r/NiceGirls: "I Want a Good Guy... and a Bad Boy Too!!" [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 32:50
Nice girls playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playli... In this episode of r/NiceGirls we meet some nice girls. Nah, just kidding. They're horrible people to be around and they just seem to stick like nothing else can. Ho…
r/NiceGuys: Nice Guys Demand The Simping STOPS... NOW!! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 29:05
More nice guys: https://www.youtube.com/playli... In this episode of r/niceguys, we cover some walls of text. Simps of this caliber make me want to leave the planet. It's hard to stomach, but I'll be there to help see yo…