302 - The Count of Monte Cristo

302 - The Count of Monte Cristo

Author: Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser May 14, 2026 Duration: 1:32:00
“Satan has a summer home in his voice box.” This week's most romantic movie is... The Count of Monte Cristo. This film has everything: Terrible sense of directions, Montel-style paternity reveals, And landlocked sea-leg maintenance. If you love Spirit Halloween, goatee-level disguises, and the count of sandwiches, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on The Count of Monte Cristo? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Lady Chatterley’s Lover See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paige Wesley and Todd Schlosser host Romancing the Pod, a weekly dive into the world of romantic cinema that’s far more than a simple review. The pair dissect a different romantic movie each episode, from beloved classics to questionable modern entries, with a blend of genuine appreciation and sharp-witted comedy. You’ll hear them analyze character choices, debate plot plausibility, and inevitably get sidetracked by the hilarious quirks and tropes that define the genre. Their chemistry feels like eavesdropping on two friends who love movies, love to argue about them, and, most importantly, love to laugh at their absurdities. This podcast offers a refreshing take for anyone who enjoys film discussion without pretension, where the critique is thoughtful but the tone is always light. Whether you’re a die-hard romantic or a skeptical viewer, Paige and Todd’s conversations find the heart and the humor in every story. They break down the good, the bad, and the genuinely funny moments, creating an engaging listen that feels both insightful and entertaining. Tune in for a natural and consistently amusing exploration of what makes these films tick, and which ones truly earn their happy ending.
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