304 - Troy

304 - Troy

Author: Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser May 28, 2026 Duration: 1:43:10
“It was wild to me that when they get there, they didn’t try the 'Helen Who' defense.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Troy. This film has everything: Cutting edge fighting techniques, Roasting neighborhood children, And using a papyrus scroll to call in sick to war. If you wish you could copy-and-paste Jason Mantzoukas, see the world’s dopest trick horse, and Pentatonix pantheons, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Troy? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Brokeback Mountain See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paige Wesley and Todd Schlosser host Romancing the Pod, a weekly dive into the world of romantic cinema that’s far more than a simple review. The pair dissect a different romantic movie each episode, from beloved classics to questionable modern entries, with a blend of genuine appreciation and sharp-witted comedy. You’ll hear them analyze character choices, debate plot plausibility, and inevitably get sidetracked by the hilarious quirks and tropes that define the genre. Their chemistry feels like eavesdropping on two friends who love movies, love to argue about them, and, most importantly, love to laugh at their absurdities. This podcast offers a refreshing take for anyone who enjoys film discussion without pretension, where the critique is thoughtful but the tone is always light. Whether you’re a die-hard romantic or a skeptical viewer, Paige and Todd’s conversations find the heart and the humor in every story. They break down the good, the bad, and the genuinely funny moments, creating an engaging listen that feels both insightful and entertaining. Tune in for a natural and consistently amusing exploration of what makes these films tick, and which ones truly earn their happy ending.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

Romancing the Pod
Podcast Episodes
264 - Beastly [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:45:08
“Not since Hook has more intention been placed into someone’s eyebrows.” This week’s hottest movie is… Beastly. This film has everything: a hexed hall monitor in winged eyeliner, a drug-deal gone wrong turned Shakespeare…
263 - The Beautician and the Beast [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:46:31
"Maybe mayonnaise can save democracy." This week’s thirstiest movie is... Beautician and the Beast. This film has everything: a bigger, moodier version of Massimo, but with his own country; the literal nanny turning into…
262 - Beauty and the Beast [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:37:48
“He only knows doggy style, Paige.” This week’s hottest movie is... Beauty and the Beast. This film has everything: A cursed himbo with fangs, A toddler named after his visible head trauma. The full BEAST System™: bombar…
261 - Armageddon [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:42:58
“It takes three minutes to become an astronaut, according to this movie.” This week’s hottest space mess is... Armageddon. This film has everything: Instant Astronauts, Thirst traps for middle America, A rogue Glock boun…
260 - The Mask of Zorro [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:56:47
“Are we just going to ignore the fact that Antonio Banderas drinks his brother’s head juice?” This week’s hottest movie is The Mask of Zorro. This film has everything: a horny duel, a lusty confessional booth admission,…
259 - Jewel of the Nile [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:44:21
We’re breaking down Jewel of the Nile—a movie so baffling, it made us question who was driving the plot, the boat, and Michael Douglas’s career in 1985.
258 - Fool's Gold [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:31:11
“There’s no dick that good in the world.” This week’s thirstiest mess of a movie is... Fool’s Gold. This film has everything: a maybe-teen yacht goblin, a grown man earnestly saying “boat swain,” and Kevin Hart playing a…
257 - Runaway Bride [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:52:19
Two villains, both alike in evil. This week’s thirstiest movie is Runaway Bride. This film has everything: performative egg eating, a third-act Homer Eisenhower reveal, and a print news column that’s basically if Andrew…
256 - D.E.B.S. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:22:52
Where are the guns coming from? This week’s campiest queer romcom spy fantasy is... DEBS. This film has everything: secret agents in ceiling swings, a sapphic supervillain, and tech so confusing Todd thought it was legit…
255 - The Wedding Banquet [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:35:36
“Did I fall asleep for a second?” This week’s hottest movie is... The Wedding Banquet. This film has everything: Avant-garde quilt energy. Sexy paperwork. And a surprise pregnancy caused by Bowen's THAAAAAAAAANG.If you l…