SQ Classics - - "When There's No More Room in Hell, the Skanks Will Walk the Earth..." - THE SCORNED (2005)

SQ Classics - - "When There's No More Room in Hell, the Skanks Will Walk the Earth..." - THE SCORNED (2005)

Author: Patrick K. Walsh March 6, 2026 Duration: 1:45:43
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Another ScreamQueenz Classic episode has escaped from the Crypt, and oh, boy! This one is a doozy.

Debuting as part of Episode 114 on August 8, 2014. THE SCORNED (2005) is notorious for three reasons-

  1. We're discussing perhaps the worst film ever covered on ScreamQueenz in our entire sixteen-year history.
  2. It's regarded as one of our most hilarious episodes.
  3. Most importantly, it was the first appearance of our most popular guest host couple, ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN POLK.

THE SCORNED (2005) was the first-ever horror movie to be entirely cast with reality tv stars from BIg Brother, The Real World, Survivor, etc. It was created for the KILL REALITY show on E! which documented the making of the movie kind of like PROJECT GREENLIGHT but for skanks.

In THE SCORNED, a group of twentysomethings move into a Malibu beach house. but their lusty antics incur the wrath of an "avenging angel" intent of ridding the world of cuckolds and cheaters.

You can expect-

  • Hot Tubs From Hell
  • Topless Racist Peanut Butter Cup Eating
  • Stolen Nachos
  • Lascivious Lava Lamps
  • Johnny Fairplay's Copious Skidmarks
  • Dicks in Jars

One HELL of a hilarious listening experience!

Directed by Robert Kublios, written by Rob Cesternino and starring Jenna Lewis, Steven Hill, Trish Schneider, Reichen Lehmkuhl, Trishelle Cannatella, Ethan Zahn and Bob Guiney

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Dive into the archives with ScreamQueenz Classics, curated by Patrick K. Walsh. This podcast serves as the central hub for a fascinating collection of shows, all exploring horror through a distinctly queer lens. Think of it as your weekly appointment with the strange and the spooky from decades past. You'll find yourself immersed in retrospectives like DAMN YOU UNCLE LEWIS, which meticulously unpacks the cult TV series *Friday the 13th: The Series*. Another show in the rotation, IT CAME FROM THE 70s, resurrects the unique charm and terror of made-for-television horror movies from the disco decade. For long-time fans and newcomers alike, SCREAMQUEENZ RESURRECTION offers a treasure trove of vintage conversations from the network's first groundbreaking decade. This ever-growing library, known as the ScreamQueenz Podiverse, is proudly noted as the first of its kind. New installments from these various series drop every Friday, rotating to keep the content fresh. With plans to expand the roster with more shows in 2026, this podcast is a living, breathing archive for anyone passionate about the intersections of television, film history, and queer perspectives on classic horror. It's less about simple reviews and more about deep, affectionate excavation.
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