Seating Charts

Ever wondered who you'd seat next to a sentient cheeseburger or what a 14th-century philosopher would say to a malfunctioning GPS? That's the kind of table Seating Charts sets every episode. It's a comedy podcast where three friends with wildly different tastes and too much time on their hands devise the ultimate theoretical dinner parties. The guest list is never just people; it might include a beloved movie character, the concept of nostalgia, a historic landmark, or that weird noise your car makes. The real meat of the conversation isn't about the imaginary menu, but the hilarious, often surprisingly deep, debates that erupt as they argue over placements. Who gets the dreaded middle seat? What obscure inside joke would two seemingly unrelated guests actually share? Each episode builds a new, absurdly detailed scenario from the ground up, exploring connections you'd never consider and the petty dramas that would inevitably unfold. It's a celebration of pointless speculation and conversational chemistry, turning idle "what ifs" into fully realized worlds of comedy. Listening feels like pulling up a chair to the most unpredictable prep session ever, where the only rule is that there are no rules, and the only thing served is chaos. Bon appetit, indeed.