The 17 Investments I Actually Own (Full Portfolio Reveal)

In this episode I walk through our entire 2026 investment portfolio: every account, every position, and exactly what I'm doing with our money. That includes a full update on gold (which has nearly doubled but I genuinely don't care), where we stand with Bitcoin at $65k, why I moved Linda's Roth IRA into a fixed indexed annuity after spending my whole career skeptical of them, our real estate split between Fundrise and Roots, the Tesla concentration problem in our stock portfolio, and what happened when I ran an app that automatically copies Nancy Pelosi's trades for 8 months — including the $1,500 I put in and the 12.4% it returned.

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WHAT WE COVER IN THIS EPISODE

Here's a little of what we cover in this episode:

• The Christian fund I've held for a year that's down 3% while the S&P is up 17% — and why I'm not selling
• The app that automatically mirrors Nancy Pelosi's stock trades (Trump mentioned her record in the State of the Union)
• Why gold has nearly doubled — and why I genuinely don't care
• The Tesla concentration problem in our stock portfolio that every rebalancing strategy says to fix (but I won't)
• Why I spent my whole career skeptical of annuities — then moved Linda's Roth IRA into one
• What we're actually putting in crypto right now, and why 80% of it is in one coin
• Why I want as few US dollars as possible right now — and what I'm holding instead

BIBLE REFERENCES

• Parable of the Talents (Matthew 25)

RESOURCES MENTIONED

• Sound Mind Investing (FCTE / Full Cycle Trading Fund)
• Roots
• Fundrise Innovation Fund
• Alto IRA
• OneGold
• Autopilot app
• Webull

DISCLAIMER

Obligatory legal disclaimer: I'm a financial educator, not your financial advisor, investment advisor, tax pro, or lawyer. This channel is for general education, not personalized advice, and nothing here should be taken as a recommendation to buy, sell, or use any specific investment, account, or financial product. I'm just sharing what I'm doing, what I'm learning, and what I find interesting.

Markets can be humbling. Investing involves risk, including the risk of losing money, and my results are personal, may not be typical, and are not guaranteed. Do your own research, use wisdom, and talk with a qualified professional before making financial decisions.

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