The Great Shittish Mash Off

The Great Shittish Mash Off

Author: Shitty Mashups January 28, 2023 Duration: 43:31

This week, the men of our company have gone astray and crossed the briny deep to fair England. Pray tell, which amongst them hath crafted a mashup so grand, it caused the king to shed a tear? And which, alas, hath created a mashup so foul, it doth make the queen turn in her grave? Stay tuned to find out.


Deep beneath our feet, in a geothermal lab where the rock is hot and the standards are low, three eternally confined scientists conduct their audacious auditory experiments. This is Shitty Mashups. Each episode is a gleeful report from their subterranean studio, where the mission is simple: to fuse songs that were never meant to meet, crafting what might generously be called the worst music ever conceived. The results are unpredictable, often hilarious, and strangely compelling. You'll hear legendary pop anthems violently welded to forgotten elevator jingles, aggressive metal riffs underpinning smooth jazz solos, and nursery rhymes subjected to unthinkable electronic beats. The hosts, operating as the podcast's cursed creators, provide a running commentary of scientific despair and manic pride as their creations unfold. It's a celebration of glorious failure and a bizarre love letter to music itself, asking the important question: how wrong can a song feel before it becomes a new kind of right? Tune in for a uniquely chaotic and comedic listen that defies all conventional taste.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 98

Shitty Mashups
Podcast Episodes
The Rhyming Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:06
Ian and Ryan, they're feeling quite blue,This week's challenge is quite a doozy, it's true,They have to make mashups with songs that rhyme,It's tough, but they'll do it, just give them some time.
The "Your Music" Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:18
The boys are no strangers to dabbling in the DIY music scene. So take our collective hand and join us in a trip down memory lane to relive our historical attempts at creating art.
The Muzak Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:38
Muzak. Love it or hate it, it's everywhere. Personally I love it but that's just because I get really excited about the origins of things that are mundane. A living breathing person (or an ai) spent time out of their lif…
The Grower Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:19
Now look. Some songs are showers and some are growers. Just because you didn't like them the first time you heard them doesn't mean that they have nothing to offer. Give that song you don't like a few more listens and se…
The *Hits Blunt* Bruuuuuuuh Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 56:53
So, like, have you ever tried starting up the movie Shrek at the same time as playing Pink Floyd's album Wish You Were Here? It's freakin' wild man.The way that the music and movie sync up is just insane. It's like the u…
The Grocery Store Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 38:17
There's been a chronological glitch so if you think you've seen this post before, it's actually best for all parties involved, especially you, to pretend that you didn't. This week the boys have to bust out some grocery…
The Same Name Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:25
If you saw this episode called the grocery store challenge, no you didn't This is the Same Name Challenge. The boys out here making mashups with songs that have the same dang name! Also: You've been cordially invited to…
The Day of the Week Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 31:55
Time dilation, tape hiss, signal delay, lunar flares, etc. What time is it? What day is it? What is this?
Sad Songs (No Waltzes) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 52:53
I can't even be bothered to write the blurb tbh. Like what's the point anyway?
Songs for a Film: The Sequel [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 54:23
Just when you thought it was safe to watch movies again, the boy bring back the Songs for a Film challenge! Will it be spooky and creepy because this is the halloween season? Idk like kinda I guess?