The Rhythm Games Challenge

The Rhythm Games Challenge

Author: Shitty Mashups August 6, 2021 Duration: 36:12

Rhythm games are a very important piece of every growing child's development. If it weren't for DDR, would any of us even know how to dance at the club? If it weren't for Guitar Hero, would anyone on the entire planet know how to play guitar? No. Because guitars didn't even exist until a time traveler brought Guitar Hero back to the neolithic period. Oops, uh, please disregard that previously classified information.


Deep beneath our feet, in a geothermal lab where the rock is hot and the standards are low, three eternally confined scientists conduct their audacious auditory experiments. This is Shitty Mashups. Each episode is a gleeful report from their subterranean studio, where the mission is simple: to fuse songs that were never meant to meet, crafting what might generously be called the worst music ever conceived. The results are unpredictable, often hilarious, and strangely compelling. You'll hear legendary pop anthems violently welded to forgotten elevator jingles, aggressive metal riffs underpinning smooth jazz solos, and nursery rhymes subjected to unthinkable electronic beats. The hosts, operating as the podcast's cursed creators, provide a running commentary of scientific despair and manic pride as their creations unfold. It's a celebration of glorious failure and a bizarre love letter to music itself, asking the important question: how wrong can a song feel before it becomes a new kind of right? Tune in for a uniquely chaotic and comedic listen that defies all conventional taste.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 98

Shitty Mashups
Podcast Episodes
17. The Mashy's Awards Ceremony [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:57
It's everyone's favorite time of the year! The Mashy awards! Take a trip down memory lane with the boys in the center of the earth and see what mashups over the last year will receive special recognition. And don't worry…
16. Instrumental Music [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 36:43
Welp, we messed up. Ryan is in the Isolation Cube sweating out a particularly bad case of Moon Madness. Does that mean we stop? Absolutely not. Science waits for no one. The challenge this week is to use a purely instrum…
15. Cartoon Theme Songs [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:29
Cartoon themes are almost always bangers. They bring to mind memories of hearing your favorite show coming on and running across the house to watch. Cracking open a Caprisun and an ice cold Otter Pop. Eating a raw Pop-Ta…
14. The Mama's Boys Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:37
This one goes out to the hardest working people we know: our moms! Kick your feet up and ease into the weekend with some tracks hand picked by some very special ladies.
13. Children's Music [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 35:36
Is there any genre of music more polarizing? Kids love it, Parents hate it. Except the one's that obsess over a certain children's media company that happens to own like 90% of film studios. All hail the mouseopoly! If a…
12. Slow It Down [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 32:08
Cutting a song's BPM in half might not sound like much. Okay maybe it does. But you know why? Because it's a LOT. Who will take home the gold this week? Tune in to find out!
11. This One's For The Gamers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 35:52
We all knew this was coming. It's real gamer hours here at the center of the earth. We have our various controllers and... other videogame paraphernalia. High Scores? You better believe it. Get those big numbers. Big jum…
10. The Karaoke Challenge [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:37
The boys at the Center of the Earth are well practiced with messing with other people's music... but what about their own? This week each challenger must sing the vocal track for one of the songs used. Does Ian, a profes…
9. Not Your Daddy's Mashup [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:25
What are your favorite dad-rock songs? Are you a Kiss fan? Stones? Maybe you're like my dad and don't listen to music at all because your heart isn't capable of forming emotions. Either way the boys in the center of the…
8. A Band You Don't Like That Much Anymore [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 39:43
Nothing like cracking open a cold one with the boys in the Center of the Earth. Grab a nice crispy brewsky and let us lead you down memory lane, by creating maships with songs that we liked a lot in highschool, but don't…