Story Secrets - Is Assassin’s Apprentice Worth the Hype?

Story Secrets - Is Assassin’s Apprentice Worth the Hype?

Author: Fr. Roderick Vonhögen March 4, 2025 Duration: 31:42

I finally read Assassin’s Apprentice by Robin Hobb—the book that everyone on BookTok and BookTube seems to love. And I went in with high expectations. A fantasy classic? Deep characters? A compelling story? Count me in.

And then… well, let’s just say my experience was very different from the glowing reviews I had read.

Here’s the gist: The story follows Fitz, a royal bastard trained as an assassin in a kingdom full of political intrigue. He has a magical ability to bond with animals (which is apparently frowned upon), and he’s caught between duty, rejection, and his own lack of agency.

Sounds interesting, right? Except… the book barely delivers on that premise.

Here’s why I struggled with it:

  • Fitz is frustratingly passive. Things happen to him, but he rarely does anything.
  • The pace is slow—painfully slow. Very little action, lots of talking.
  • The magic system is bland. Bonding with animals could be cool… but it never really matters.
  • The title is misleading. Assassin’s Apprentice sounds like we’d get intense training, secret missions, and political drama. Instead, we get a lot of aimless conversations and… not much else.
  • The audiobook didn’t help. The narrator’s monotone delivery made an already slow book feel even slower.

I kept waiting for the moment when I’d get the hype. It never came. And with two more books in the trilogy, I have to ask—does it ever get better? Because right now, I’d honestly rather re-read Fourth Wing, and that’s saying something.

So, if you’ve read Assassin’s Apprentice and think I should stick with it, tell me why! I need convincing.


Ever notice how a great film or television show can linger in your mind long after the credits roll? There’s often something more happening beneath the surface, a resonance that feels almost spiritual. Story Secrets is where we pull on those threads. Hosted by Fr. Roderick Vonhögen, this podcast sits at a unique crossroads, weaving together discussions on faith, popular culture, and pure entertainment. Each episode takes a familiar story-whether from a beloved movie, a gripping TV series, or even a timeless tale-and gently uncovers the themes of meaning, purpose, and humanity hidden within. You won’t find dry lectures here; instead, Fr. Roderick brings a conversational and insightful perspective, revealing how narratives we enjoy in our leisure time can unexpectedly illuminate deeper questions about life, virtue, and connection. It’s for anyone who loves a good story and has ever wondered why it sticks with them. Tuning into this podcast feels like joining a thoughtful friend for a coffee after seeing a fantastic film, where the conversation naturally drifts from plot points to the profound. You’ll come away with a richer appreciation for the craft of storytelling and, perhaps, a new lens through which to view your own journey.
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