Survivor's Ed

Survivor's Ed

Author: 2 Blacks and a Mexican Language: English Episodes: 20
Ever find yourself yelling at the characters on screen during a horror film, convinced you'd make it to the credits? You're not alone. Survivor's Ed is a weekly dissection of horror cinema hosted by Miles Kelly, Tawny Ochoa, and Chris Paicely-the trio known collectively as 2 Blacks and a Mexican. They're here to channel that backseat-director energy into a practical, if slightly unorthodox, curriculum. Each episode picks apart a horror movie, from classic slashers to modern psychological thrillers, to analyze the fatal mistakes, the near misses, and the rare moments of genuine cleverness. The goal is straightforward: to establish a working set of survival rules gleaned from the genre's countless triumphs and catastrophes. Listening feels like hanging out with your most opinionate friends after a late-night movie, blending sharp reviews with hilarious commentary and genuine curiosity about why certain tropes persist. You'll get their distinct perspectives on character decisions, cinematography, and the cultural fingerprints left on every film they cover. This podcast is for anyone who loves the thrill of a good scare but also can't help but think critically about the chaos unfolding. Join them as they debate, laugh, and ultimately try to ace the final exam no one wants to take in real life.
Episodes
How to NOT die first in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 57:09
One... two... Freddy's coming for you. In the season finale of our horror movie podcast Survivor's Ed, we tackle one of the most iconic villains in cinema in one of the best movies in his franchise. Nightmare on Elm Stre…
How to NOT die first in LIFE (2017) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 47:01
Usually, when you ask anybody black if they've seen the movie Life, they will tell you "of course" and immediately start talking about that depressing Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence movie. This ain't that. This week we…
How to NOT die first in BLADE [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:26
We've decided to ice skate uphill on this one. Blade is a phenomenal superhero horror film, released in 1998, directed by Stephen Norrington, and starring the incredible Wesley Snipes. This movie holds a special place in…
How to NOT die first in GHOSTS OF MARS [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:24
Ghosts of Mars is insane, y'all. John Carpenter was on one when he made this one. Release in 2001, this movie feels like a late eighties sci-fi action romp. Ice Cube punches the camera. A guy loses a thumb and no one car…
How to NOT die first in US [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 56:36
Mary Lou Davis of Hell's Kitchen Season 19 and her new YouTube channel Geeks and Grubs joins us to talk about a very layered movie. Jordan Peele divided folks with his 2018 horror film Us, which is ironically about divis…
How to NOT die first in ANNIHILATION [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:56
Annihilation takes sci-fi horror to a super unique place. This may be the most bright, flowery and sunny movie to include a nightmare monster bear you've ever seen. Full of great performances, as well as brilliant writin…
How to NOT die first in DEMON KNIGHT [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:16
Remember when Tales from the Crypt started making movies, y'all. That was weird. It led to some pretty epic things, including Billy Zane punching a hole in a guy's head and getting his hand stuck in that guy's head. This…
How to NOT die first in RAVENOUS (1999) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:54
We got through this whole episode without a single Armie Hammer reference! Not sure whether to be proud or disappointed. Ravenous is a 1999 movie about cannibalism. Fun topic, really. Turns out when you eat people, stran…
How to NOT die first in SIGNS [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:14
We LOVE this movie. Signs is a 2002 science fiction film, written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan and starring the totally-not-controversial Mel Gibson. It's an alien invasion, y'all! And if you saw are episode on The…
How to NOT die first in IT (Chapters I & II) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:09:22
Oh boy. Stephen King is a strange man. This week we dive into the movie adaptation of King's classic book, It! Spanning two movies—released in 2017 and 2019, and directed by Andy Muschietti—the story of Pennywise's reign…