Clean Up Register Two

Clean Up Register Two

Author: John Jamingo, Deuce, and Joe June 12, 2025 Duration: 55:35

On this vintage episode of the Brand X Podcast, John Jamingo and Deuce bring their signature humor to everyday oddities and international headlines. From beer pipelines in Belgium to bizarre supermarket incidents and heated debates about parking etiquette, no topic is too strange or trivial for the duo. They tackle outrageous news stories, riff on modern annoyances like self-checkout machines, and even dive into hard-hitting political developments in the Philippines. Buckle up for a wide-ranging conversation that’s equal parts irreverent, insightful, and uproarious. This is classic Brand X—honest, unfiltered, and a little bit unpredictable.

In this episode, Jamingo and Deuce discuss:

  • Belgium’s wild plan to pump beer through underground city pipelines for thirsty investors.
  • The notorious supermarket “mad shitter” and the pitfalls of self-checkout technology.
  • One man’s lifetime ban from Starbucks for defending handicapped parking spaces and the broader debate about accessibility.
  • Hacked electronic roadway signs and the most creative (and inappropriate) messages we’d love to see.
  • The Philippines’ controversial new president and his shocking directive to encourage civilians to confront and even kill drug dealers.


Every month, John Jamingo, Deuce, and Joe find a table, order some food, and settle in with a few drinks. What follows is the recorded version of their long-running lunch ritual: The Brand X Podcast. It’s less a formal discussion and more a free-flowing conversation that meanders through whatever absurdities have caught their attention since they last met. You’ll hear them dissect current events, poke at cultural trends, and share personal anecdotes, all filtered through the lens of three friends who’ve seen enough to call nonsense when they see it. The tone is conversational and unfiltered, landing somewhere between societal commentary and a personal journal entry. This podcast captures the specific chemistry of a decades-long friendship, where the topics might range from the news of the day to the quirks of everyday life, but the throughline is always a shared bewilderment at the world's growing complexity. Tune in for the feeling of pulling up a chair at their table, where the analysis is as potent as the drinks and the laughter is a necessary antidote to the stupidity they’re dissecting.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

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