229 – Let’s Read Inappropriate Nursery Rhymes

229 – Let’s Read Inappropriate Nursery Rhymes

Author: T.Q. Townsend March 6, 2026 Duration: 30:24

When researching the first published books of nursery rhymes, I found some hilariously inappropriate entries. Well, by modern standards, anyway. Please enjoy these silly, violent, and scatalogical poems. If you share them with your kids, don’t say I didn’t warn you if you find yourself in the principal’s office getting told off.

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