107: Sea Monkeys

107: Sea Monkeys

Author: Aaron C November 24, 2025 Duration: 2:15:40

Ubisoft Implosion, Epstein Bullsh*t, The Boomer Groyper Meltdown

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Opening Music 

https://youtu.be/LMxeDigTcZI?si=Vjn-HVuet7adPoTd


Ubisoft is Dead by Asmongold

https://youtu.be/v_XyPO7AWIw?si=9-T08G_i0q0RJt4J


What is Happening to Ubisoft

https://youtu.be/HJbCRYBEkcY?si=b8FzAsWMjZvT4y16


Glock Switches are Back!

https://x.com/9mm_smg/status/1991585297747046521?s=20


A Real Clanker

https://x.com/SCShipyards/status/1990973841032818886?s=20


Tucker Baggins

https://x.com/THErealDVORAK/status/1990949917507146047?s=20


From the Golden Arches to the Golden Age

https://x.com/KlonnyPin_Gosch/status/1990951191409205404?s=20


Epstein Files by Wade Stotts

https://x.com/wadestotts/status/1992027712505123086?s=20


Marjorie Taylor Greene Quits

https://x.com/ShadowofEzra/status/1992047387301277865?s=20


Dear Groypers

https://x.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/1991231317913018720?s=20


Another Brilyn Hollyhand

https://x.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/1990796269888110875?s=20


John Doyle

https://x.com/theblaze/status/1991255429439983616?s=20


AZAPAC

https://x.com/AntiZioAmPAC/status/1990207002346434732?s=20


A Zionist Finally Understands the PR Loss

https://x.com/infolibnews/status/1990634043218534790?s=20


Ted Cruz on Gen Z Antisemitism

https://x.com/infolibnews/status/1991000022956089457?s=20


Chuck Schumer Mad About Nick Fuentes

https://x.com/FuentesUpdates/status/1991619100309848464?s=20


Day of the Pillow

https://x.com/jason73_14/status/1991317802612056399?s=20


Closing Music “Entangled” by Cerulean

https://youtu.be/XDS8TCraJ6Y?si=jfrmFeCUPSHiBbSV

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