109: Netflix Must Perish

109: Netflix Must Perish

Author: Aaron C December 8, 2025 Duration: 2:07:45

Future Garbage, The Big Slur, Minnesota Cringe

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Chapters
22:33 Coke Machine Pour Blocker
30:53 ChatGPT Roommate
41:00 Neil Diamond Movie
48:40 Fallout Season 2 Cringe
54:53 Netflix WB Acquisition
1:17:07 Donations
1:21:33 Autistic Media Rant
1:34:00 Obama Loves the News
1:40:51 Grown Man Hurt by Mean Words
1:46:00 Jacob Frey Somalia Cringe
1:58:30 Bear Den Found Under House
2:04:38 Inspirational Truther


Clip Links

Opening Music

https://youtu.be/l3T4_NGgAR8?si=v3_yjkWhEA79AI3-


Future Garbage Christmas

https://x.com/financedystop/status/1996022069515936006?s=20


Eggnog Recipe

https://x.com/EvaLovesDesign/status/1997119605400043579?s=20

Pour Code

https://x.com/crazyclips_/status/1996701043607159279?s=20


roommate.ai

https://x.com/TheInternetFish/status/1996263165731209446?s=20


F*** You Clanker

https://x.com/TimothyDooner/status/1995979762343301149?s=20


Neil Diamond Movie

https://x.com/songsungbluemov/status/1993776639592063237?s=20


Fallout Season 2 First Clip

https://x.com/falloutonprime/status/1997072489550098896?s=20


Netflix Bid for WB

https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/06/media/netflix-warner-bros-antitrust


Obama “Mainstream News Does a Good Job of Presenting Facts”

https://x.com/joeroganhq/status/1996303423264682382?s=20


Minneapolis Mayor Speaking Somalian

https://x.com/theblaze/status/1995953358587498683?s=20


Tim Walz “The R Word”

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1996664263327338525?s=20


Man Finds 500lb Bear Under Home

https://youtu.be/jEDJ-9Hy1R4?si=I3K_C_Hkr2B-czdA


Truther Motivation

https://youtu.be/1C6OyVynJs8?si=HODDNRV3Ga6FCw6m


Closing Music

https://youtu.be/ntfJvCt08Vs?si=M02V03sj1V4-NZZ2&t=344

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