128: Border Blasters

128: Border Blasters

Author: Aaron C April 20, 2026 Duration: 2:11:30

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Quirk Chungus Returns
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Nolan Sportsball Crossover
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HuskIRL News Interview
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Val Kilmer AI
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Trump Announcing UFO Bullsh*t
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John Brinkley’s Border Blasters by Kicc Bacc
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Data Center Noise
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