BONUS: BLOOM

BONUS: BLOOM

Author: Rat Grimes December 20, 2021 Duration: 7:31

The first stand-alone semi-canon bonus episode, which going forward will be exclusive to patrons of any level.

A podcast host learns about a strange solution to a common problem. 

Inspired by an episode of Reply All.

(CWs, mild spoilers: strong language, body horror, brief gore sounds)


Tucked away in the heart of the midwest, the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio is a place where the mail that never made it finds a home. This fiction podcast, crafted by creator Rat Grimes, unfolds within one of the country's last such offices, a setting that naturally blends the eerie with the everyday. You’ll follow Conway, Wren, and their colleagues as they sort through the archive’s bizarre backlog, each piece of lost correspondence a gateway to a short, unsettling tale. The tone here is a unique mix of horror and comedy, where the surreal feels as familiar as a dusty parcel. Each episode delivers two distinct stories pulled from the stacks, offering glimpses into strange realities inspired by a tapestry of influences from the atmospheric mystery of Twin Peaks to the gothic weight of Edgar Allen Poe. As a solo project from a nonbinary artist, the podcast carries a distinct, personal voice, finding its own peculiar rhythm somewhere between the weird fiction and science genres. It’s a collection of oddities and echoes, a quiet examination of the things society misplaces, all waiting to be discovered in the dead letter office.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 27

the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
Podcast Episodes
DLO 6: GONE FISHING/MISSING [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:51
The Dead Letter Office receives a series of postcards from a place that doesn't exist. Conway takes a trip to his local art museum after some pieces go missing. (CWs: beer, derealization) TRANSCRIPTS: CONWAY: This is Con…
DLO 5: THE GREAT BLACK SWAMP [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:12
Conway receives a water-logged manuscript from a midwestern monster hunter of questionable character. (CWs: mild drug use--cannabis, fire,) TRANSCRIPTS: CONWAY: This is Conway, receiving clerk for the Dead Letter Office…
DLO 4: HEARTS AGLOW/SAVIOR [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:53
Valentine's Day comes early as a city in California replaces its old sodium-vapor streetlights with LEDs, and Conway receives a sign from above. "My Prayer" originally composed by Georges Boulanger, Carlos Gomez Barrera,…
DLO 3: HOLES/THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:19
The Dead Letter Office receives a series of emails from a college student with recurring nightmares. Conway takes a trip to investigate a kitschy painting. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe if you like the show…
DLO 2: SECRET INGREDIENT/SECRET ADMIRER [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 14:34
Conway archives two more odd letters this week. A struggling chef encounters a new customer with unusual tastes. A secret admirer reveals his game. Don't forget to subscribe if you like the show! (CWs: blood, food, stalk…
DLO 1: BAD NEIGHBOR/RE:FURBISH [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 14:33
Conway archives two strange letters this week: one involves a bad neighbor, and the other relates a short story about a fad toy from the '90s. Don't forget to subscribe if you like the show! TRANSCRIPT: CONWAY: This is C…