Mega Edition: Bethany Funke And The Discovery Of The Bodies In Moscow (9/12/26)

Bethany Funke did not simply wake up and independently “discover the bodies” in the way the earliest public narrative sometimes suggested. Evidence released later showed that she had been awake during the early morning hours and had exchanged frightened messages with Dylan Mortensen after Mortensen said no one else in the house was answering and described seeing a masked man dressed in black. Funke herself called Xana Kernodle, Ethan Chapin, Madison Mogen and Kaylee Goncalves between roughly 4:21 and 4:31 a.m., but none of them answered. Mortensen eventually went downstairs to Funke’s room, and the two remained together for hours. Later that morning, when they still could not reach their roommates, friends were summoned to the house. One of those friends went upstairs and discovered Xana and Ethan unresponsive, then told the others to get out. Funke ultimately made the 911 call at about 11:55 a.m. reporting an unconscious person.

Much of the confusion came from the fact that the public initially received only fragments of what had happened. Police first said the two surviving roommates were believed to have slept through the murders, while the 911 call was described vaguely as involving an “unconscious person,” creating the impression that the roommates had simply stumbled onto the scene hours later. Later records showed a far more complicated reality: Mortensen had seen the masked intruder, Funke and Mortensen had been texting and calling the victims during the murder window, and both were frightened and confused without understanding that four people had just been killed. Even investigators initially mixed up where some of the victims were located; one report said officers were first told Kaylee was in the second-floor bedroom with Ethan before determining that it was actually Xana on the floor there and Kaylee upstairs with Madison. Those evolving details help explain why the discovery timeline seemed contradictory for so long: the earliest public version was incomplete, while later court filings and police records revealed a chaotic morning in which the survivors knew something was badly wrong but did not immediately understand the scale of what had happened.



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