Danbury Police are now accepting applications for their Spring Citizen Police Academy — and Lou wants in, though he’s making some outrageous demands. Sticking with Danbury PD, Lou also witnessed a heavy police presence yesterday on Pembroke Road in the Hat City, and he has a few questions. A Bridgeport man has been sentenced to 54 months in prison for his role in a Connecticut drug ring. The guys are fired up about a new viral TikTok hit called “The Gay Cat Song.” One woman came up with a clever revenge plan after her date allegedly refused to pay for dinner unless she slept with him. Ashley Madison is rebranding, but the move feels lame and poorly timed. Meteorologist Jim Cantore experienced thundersnow again — and once again, he completely lost it. There’s a new questionable trend called the “plastic wrap diet.” Bonnie Blue is reportedly pregnant, which some are calling troubling news for humanity. And in Canada, someone has opened a strip club next door to a children’s dance studio.