The Cow That Ate The Preacher | An Appalachian Tall Tale

The Cow That Ate The Preacher | An Appalachian Tall Tale

Author: The Moonlit Road, LLC October 15, 2025 Duration: 14:50

What happens when a traveling preacher seeks revenge on an inhospitable farm couple?

This darkly funny ghost story—passed down from Ireland to the Arkansas hills—follows a man of the cloth who decides to teach his unkind hosts a lesson they'll never forget. But in the world of folklore, revenge often takes a very strange and unexpected shape.

Advisory: This is an un-sanitized traditional folktale featuring dark themes and descriptions of physical injury/remains, typical of classic Brothers Grimm-era stories.

Another version of this story by storyteller Bill Harley can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltKUDHBCEGA

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"The Cow That Ate The Preacher" was adapted from folklore and directed by Craig Dominey

Storyteller: David Hirt

Music: Randall Franks - hear more of his work at https://randallfranks.com/

Audio Production: Henry Howard

Widescreen photo: Richland Creek Wilderness, Arkansas. Photo by Brad Sims. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

ABOUT THE MOONLIT ROAD The Moonlit Road has been exploring the dark back roads of the American South since 1999. We are a massive online archive of regional ghost stories, tall tales, and folklore from the Appalachians to the Gulf Coast, told by authentic local storytellers.

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