Come Home Now

Come Home Now

Author: Jake Kerr | Epic Fantasy | Audio Drama | Thieves Guild | Full Cast February 28, 2026 Duration: 12:31
When Elle, the Harvest Blade whose very presence commands fear, receives an urgent summons to Harvest House, the impossible living building shimmers with unspoken tension. Her weary benefactor, Polo, has a new mission — one that transcends mere "problems in the north." This isn't about quiet disappearances or forgotten skirmishes; it's about a cold, calculating act of retribution targeting a Guildmaster, a move that could shatter the delicate peace of Ness.

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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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Perfect for a weekend binge! 

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In the sprawling, shadow-drenched city where power is the only true currency, a young street rat named Ralan stumbles into a legacy far darker and more significant than he ever imagined. The Thieves Guild is an epic fantasy audio drama from award-nominated author Jake Kerr, brought to life by a dedicated full cast. This isn't just a tale of petty crime; it's a serialized plunge into a world where the titular guild, long considered a powerless symbol, holds secrets that empires would kill to possess. Each daily chapter builds the scope of a narrative crafted in the spirit of relentless pulp adventures, where every whispered conspiracy and dangerous alliance shifts the balance of an entire realm. Listeners are immersed in Ralan's unlikely ascent from the gutters to the guildmaster's chair, a position that grants him not riches, but terrifying knowledge. The podcast weaves intricate drama against a backdrop of high-stakes fantasy, exploring what happens when the overlooked suddenly hold the keys to everything. You'll find the production rich with character and consequence, a fiction series where the next betrayal or uncovered truth is always waiting in the next episode. For those seeking a deep, character-driven saga that unfolds piece by thrilling piece, this podcast delivers a compelling, daily dose of intrigue and survival.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

The Thieves Guild
Podcast Episodes
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 21-25 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:25
This compilation contains 5 chapters.Episodes included:1. Two Pairs of Socks (April 06, 2026)2. Morning in the Wizard City (April 07, 2026)3. Waiting for Shadows (April 08, 2026)4. Whispers above the Workshop (April 09,…
Hope in a Stone [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:51
Hope hinges on a madman's stone model of a mountain. As Darla deciphers cryptic stones and unsettling words, her only hope of finding Maela is in the madman piling the rocks.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://ww…
Whispers above the Workshop [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:56
A madman’s ramblings become a chilling map as pebbles form the Dragon’s Teeth. Darla must decipher if Prosper's vision is a path to forgotten magic, a hidden door, or a dangerous delusion.Become a supporter of this podca…
Waiting for Shadows [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 8:11
Silence deepens as Darla waits for Maela, lost in wizard tower. Far from home, surrounded by danger, she must strip away sentiment and face a terrifying truth: Maela has not returned.Become a supporter of this podcast: h…
Morning in the Wizard City [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 8:07
Alone in the cold wizard city, Darla clings to a madman's cryptic words while waiting for Maela's return.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.Some secret…
Two Pairs of Socks [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:47
Raef faces a brutal trek to Ness, where physical limits are tested and Kray's seasoned wisdom proves invaluable.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.Some…
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 16-20 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:50
This compilation contains 5 chapters.Episodes included:1. Council of Shadows (March 30, 2026)2. Echoes in the Dark (March 31, 2026)3. Ghosts of Departure (April 01, 2026)4. Luminescent Paths (April 02, 2026)5. Silence Ca…
Silence Carries Secrets [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:09
Maela descends into forgotten depths, only to find a colossal staircase spiraling upwards into the unknown. With Darla's fate uncertain and danger on every breath of cold mountain air, she has no good choices.Become a su…
Luminescent Paths [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:43
Maela steps into an ancient marvel, a place "made" not built, where stone hums with lost magic. As impossible patterns unveil a forgotten civilization, she unearths a truth that could reshape the very foundations of her…
Ghosts of Departure [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 8:34
Deep within the mountain, Maela explores a ghost town of perfect order, every detail hinting at an intentional, long-forgotten departure. But as she uncovers its secrets, the slow, rhythmic beat of enormous wings from ab…