The Punch

The Punch

Author: Jake Kerr | Epic Fantasy | Audio Drama | Thieves Guild | Full Cast February 19, 2026 Duration: 9:19
In the cutthroat world of Ness, control isn't just taken – it's meticulously engineered. Jasper corners Essel, the pathetic Gatekeeper of the Merchant Guild, pushing him to the very edge of his composure with a volley of icy insults and calculated provocations. What unfolds isn't a simple reprimand, but a masterclass in psychological warfare.

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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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In the sprawling, shadow-drenched city where power is the only true currency, a young street rat named Ralan stumbles into a legacy far darker and more significant than he ever imagined. The Thieves Guild is an epic fantasy audio drama from award-nominated author Jake Kerr, brought to life by a dedicated full cast. This isn't just a tale of petty crime; it's a serialized plunge into a world where the titular guild, long considered a powerless symbol, holds secrets that empires would kill to possess. Each daily chapter builds the scope of a narrative crafted in the spirit of relentless pulp adventures, where every whispered conspiracy and dangerous alliance shifts the balance of an entire realm. Listeners are immersed in Ralan's unlikely ascent from the gutters to the guildmaster's chair, a position that grants him not riches, but terrifying knowledge. The podcast weaves intricate drama against a backdrop of high-stakes fantasy, exploring what happens when the overlooked suddenly hold the keys to everything. You'll find the production rich with character and consequence, a fiction series where the next betrayal or uncovered truth is always waiting in the next episode. For those seeking a deep, character-driven saga that unfolds piece by thrilling piece, this podcast delivers a compelling, daily dose of intrigue and survival.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

The Thieves Guild
Podcast Episodes
Rangers at Sunset [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:30
Deep in the perilous plains, Raef and Kray stumble into a Ranger ambush.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are w…
The Pride of Armor [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:50
On the baking Dragon Road, Philos' unwavering duty transforms his armor into a crucible.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.Some secrets are worth dying…
The Long walk Begins [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 9:02
The Dragon Road turns treacherous. When a wagon wheel shatters, Ralan's journey becomes a desperate march through an unforgiving desert.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-gui…
You Tried [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 8:04
Ralan faces his toughest challenge yet: Catching a meal in the unforgiving desert. When the skills of a thief prove useless against hunger, he learns that some failures are met not with scorn, but with essential support.…
The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 26-30 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 29:06
This compilation contains 5 chapters.Episodes included:1. The Successor (April 13, 2026)2. The Burden Shifts (April 14, 2026)3. New Order (April 15, 2026)4. Considering a Blade (April 16, 2026)5. Way Station Two (April 1…
Way Station Two [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 7:17
Ralan finds water, but Way Station Two holds a crueler truth. With the land scoured bare and supplies dwindling, he and his companions face the unforgiving reality of survival.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://…
Considering a Blade [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:02
Vesper governs by leverage, not blades. But Karch's sudden 'resignation' shatters his calculus, leaving a dangerous unknown.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/…
New Order [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:39
From assassin to Guildmaster, Vesper wears the cloak of power, but his weapons are now ink and parchment. As Ness rebuilds, he meticulously redefines loyalty, balancing ledgers and lives to forge a new, formidable order…
The Burden Shifts [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 6:09
Guildmaster Karch is "tired." To shed the unbearable weight of leadership, he offers the coveted seat to Jasper, who's enthusiastic response is just what Karch wants.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreak…
The Successor [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 5:26
Karch has his plan and is optimistic that all the pieces will fall into place for his escaping the Merchant Guild for retirement.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--614…