Hunter Biden's LAPTOP token crashed 99% on launch day

Hunter Biden's LAPTOP token crashed 99% on launch day

Author: Token Metrics September 10, 2026 Duration: 5:08
LAPTOP token dropped 99% at launch. Sniper bots hit thin books. Team plans pool incentives.

Today's key developments:
• Hunter Biden's LAPTOP memecoin crashed 99% on day one, with the team blaming sniper bots and thin liquidity.
• Vitalik Buterin pushed an Ethereum plan to slash quantum-safe privacy costs.
• Treasury sanctioned a $24B scam marketplace as it fled Tether for a rival stablecoin.


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