S8 Ep358: Episode 358 - Witless Protection

S8 Ep358: Episode 358 - Witless Protection

Author: WHM Entertainment May 22, 2018 Duration: 1:43:57

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Larry Country to chat about the most movie-ish of Larry the Cable Guy movies, Witless Protection! How in the world does Larry keep a job in law enforcement? How does he not realize he's straight-up kidnapping this woman? And how did a scene like this motel catastrophe make it into this shitty movie? PLUS: Detective Cable Guy — it's like if Sherlock Holmes constantly shit his pants!

Witless Protection stars Dan Whitney, Jenny McCarthy, Ivana Milicevic, Gerry Bednob and Yaphet Kotto; directed by Charles Robert Carner. 

Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


For over a decade, the crew at We Hate Movies has been turning cinematic misfires into comedy gold. Each episode from WHM Entertainment finds a quartet of friends dissecting a famously bad film, from forgotten straight-to-video oddities to big-budget Hollywood disasters. The conversation is less a formal review and more like eavesdropping on the funniest, most brutally honest film debate at a bar, where tangents about obscure actors and baffling plot holes are not just encouraged, they’re the main event. You’ll hear them mercilessly roast wooden dialogue, ill-conceived special effects, and questionable life choices made by characters and filmmakers alike, all while building a surprising affection for these flawed creations. This podcast thrives on the specific joy of tearing apart a terrible movie with your most sarcastic friends, celebrating failure as its own form of entertainment. It’s a consistently hilarious escape for anyone who finds more genuine laughs in a film’s awkward silence or a poorly rendered CGI monster than in a perfectly crafted Oscar winner. The chemistry between the hosts turns each episode into a freewheeling comedic breakdown, making even the most tedious movie an absolute delight to revisit through their critical and deeply silly lens. Tune in for a masterclass in comedic riffing, where the love for cinema is undeniable, even when-or especially when-the movies themselves are not.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

We Hate Movies
Podcast Episodes
S16 Ep832: Hellraiser '87 (Live in the U.K., W❤️M) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:21:32
On this week’s episode, it’s our outrageous show from the U.K. where, on night two of our residency, we performed this wild We ❤️ Movies set on the fantastic horror classic, Hellraiser!
S16 Ep831: The Dark Knight (2008, W❤️M) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:57:19
On this week’s massive episode, we’re finally talking about one of the biggest blockbusters of all time, The Dark Knight!
S16 Ep829: Rear Window (1954, W❤️M) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:43:40
On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies Month with a ridiculously silly discussion about Alfred Hitchcock’s masterful peeping tom thriller, Rear Window!
S16 Ep827: Thir13en Ghosts (2001) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:43:30
On this week’s episode, our 2025 Halloween Spooktacular continues as we dive into some early-aughts horror while chatting about the 2001 remake, Thir13en Ghosts!
S16 Ep826: Halloween (2007) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:49:08
On this week’s episode, our Halloween horror movie marathon is just getting started as we chat about the 2007 Rob Zombie remake, Halloween!