Whatever It Takes

Whatever It Takes

Author: Noosed Octopus: Theatre, etc March 16, 2025 Duration: 44:47

Storm reconnects with her adoptive son, the Shadow King reconnects with Storm, and Rogue kind of feels like a third wheel. Dan goes on a significant tangent about Murder on the Orient Express, and Jav gently nudges him back on track. 

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Ever wondered if that beloved cartoon from your childhood actually holds up, or if it's just a fond memory wrapped in nostalgia? That's the journey at the heart of X-men: The Animated Series reXamined. Each episode of this podcast pairs UK-based standup comedian Javier Jarquin, a genuine Marvel encyclopedia who's built live shows around the MCU, with NZ comedian and playwright Dan Bain, whose main qualification is thinking the show was cool as a kid and having seen a single Iron Man movie on a plane. Together, they hit play on a classic 90s series, offering a uniquely funny and insightful review from two wildly different perspectives. You'll hear Javier's deep-dive knowledge of plots, characters, and trivia bump against Dan's more casual, rediscovering viewpoint. It's less a dry critique and more like eavesdropping on a great chat between mates-one an expert, the other an enthusiastic amateur-as they unpack the animation, the storylines, and the sheer 90s-ness of it all. Created by Noosed Octopus: Theatre, etc, this podcast finds the comedy in the earnest drama and the genuine admiration in the dated moments, making for a listen that's as entertaining for die-hard fans as it is for those just along for the ride.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 22

X-men: The Animated Series reXamined
Podcast Episodes
Time Fugitives (part 1) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:10
Why just have one timeline when you can have three? Jubilee breaks her CD player, Apocalypse breaks the future, Dan finds some analogies, and Jav rejoices at the lack of savage land.Send a textSupport the showMeet Dan on…
X-ternally Yours [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 41:48
Gambit revisits his past, there's a magical swamp lady, Dan is done with the Danger Room, and Jav is over The Savage Land. Send a textSupport the showMeet Dan on the internet and find out where to see him perform live Ne…
Repo Man [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 36:10
Wolverine spends a lot of time in flashback being both Canadien, and surgically tortured, Jav has a realisation about hockey, and Dan has a realisation about how we become trapped in the cycles of our lives, doomed to re…
Red Dawn [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:29
Jubilee ends up Home Alone: Lost in post soviet Russia, Wolverine is irresponsible with note protocols, Dan goes nuts on East/West politics, and Jav's new hour-long standup special "Difficult First Album" is available on…
'Til Death Do Us Part - Part 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 37:44
We catch up with Jean Grey and Cyclops on their honeymoon, but so does Mr. Sinister. Dan starts naming mutants he doesn't recognise before the show can, and Jav is forced to explain why Sinister seems to have every power…
'til Death Do Us Part - Part 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:08
We're back baby! Season two of Xmen reXamined and Dan and Jav are back to reXamining! Morph comes back to the Xmen, Wolverine sulks at the mutant wedding of the decade, Dan is forced to remember an audition in a gorilla…
Season One Wrap Up [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 35:13
Season one is done and Dan and Jav reflect on it as a whole and realise that the greatest episodes were the friends we made on the way.Send a textSupport the showMeet Dan on the internet and find out where to see him per…
The Final Decision [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:33
In the final episode of Season One of the Animated Series the X-men finally face off against the sentinels once and for all, Jav remembers saliva based childhood games, and Dan somehow makes it about 9/11.Send a textSupp…
Days of Future Past: Part 2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 41:16
The assassination plot wraps up and Bishop ends up back in the future. HR has questions for Gambit. Warning: This episode contains the phrase 'c*m gutters'. Sorry.Send a textSupport the showMeet Dan on the internet and f…
Days of Future Past: Part 1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 40:46
Bishop travels back to the 90's to stop an assassin and Dan travels back to when he worked as a circus clown. Future X-men get trapped by sentinels and Jav gets trapped in an elaborate discussion about latex suffocation…