A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834

A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834

Author: YMH Studios October 29, 2025 Duration: 1:49:33
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. - Get organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/YMH. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas. Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE! Your Mom’s House Ep. 834 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action 00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas 00:14:14 - Florida Trash 00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds 00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff 00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude 00:37:48 - Bert 00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld 00:47:17 - Pudding Unc 00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady 00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater 01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special 01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:22:31 - I'm Ryan 01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga 01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog 01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem 01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes 01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At the core of Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura is a simple, brilliant premise: two sharp, hilarious comedians who happen to be married, talking about everything and nothing. Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura, self-styled as the Mommies, have built a wildly popular podcast on the foundation of their unique dynamic, where inside jokes become listener rituals and casual conversations spiral into unforgettable bits. You’ll hear them dissect the oddities of daily life, from the mundanity of dental visits to the intricacies of modern relationships, all filtered through a lens of absurdist comedy. The show naturally veers into discussions on film, television, and the broader culture they’re both observing and often skewering. While they frequently welcome fascinating guests from the comedy world and beyond, the most compelling interviews often feel like extensions of their own living room banter. Listening to this podcast feels less like tuning into a produced show and more like eavesdropping on the funniest, most unhinged couple you know, where a story about a weird dude at the grocery store can lead to a profound societal observation or just a lot of laughter about proper bathroom etiquette. It’s a consistently unpredictable mix of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and pure, unadulterated silliness that has cemented its place as a staple for comedy fans.
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