A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804

A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804

Author: YMH Studios April 2, 2025 Duration: 1:39:37
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @‌drinklightstrike. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH. A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40 and then shares some stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it! Your Mom’s House Ep. 804 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:52 - UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 00:07:20 - Madison Square Garden 00:13:36 - European Public Toilets 00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield 00:23:26 - Fat Flight Attendants 00:29:59 - Those Damn Baldwins 00:37:50 - Schizo Evelyn Montage 00:40:18 - Clip: Family Cloth 00:41:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:44:20 - The Life & Times Of Tony Johns 01:01:32 - Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 01:09:12 - More Wild & Crazy Stories 01:16:47 - Making Dreams Come True 01:21:33 - Clip: Cone To The Face 01:22:09 - Clip: Dumb Push-ups 01:22:38 - Clip: Well Done Ribs 01:23:12 - Cool Guy Collabs 01:24:56 - Shitty Wedding Speech 01:33:38 - Wrap Up 01:35:30 - Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At the core of Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura is a simple, brilliant premise: two sharp, hilarious comedians who happen to be married, talking about everything and nothing. Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura, self-styled as the Mommies, have built a wildly popular podcast on the foundation of their unique dynamic, where inside jokes become listener rituals and casual conversations spiral into unforgettable bits. You’ll hear them dissect the oddities of daily life, from the mundanity of dental visits to the intricacies of modern relationships, all filtered through a lens of absurdist comedy. The show naturally veers into discussions on film, television, and the broader culture they’re both observing and often skewering. While they frequently welcome fascinating guests from the comedy world and beyond, the most compelling interviews often feel like extensions of their own living room banter. Listening to this podcast feels less like tuning into a produced show and more like eavesdropping on the funniest, most unhinged couple you know, where a story about a weird dude at the grocery store can lead to a profound societal observation or just a lot of laughter about proper bathroom etiquette. It’s a consistently unpredictable mix of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and pure, unadulterated silliness that has cemented its place as a staple for comedy fans.
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