Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840

Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840

Author: YMH Studios December 17, 2025 Duration: 1:24:02
SPONSORS: - Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/YMH. Promo Code YMH - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Go to https://Helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide. - Use code YMH at https://monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus). Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration. Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first. Your Mom’s House Ep. 840 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:12 - Farts & Safety 00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan 00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun 00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor 00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown 00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt 00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters 00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns 00:43:59 - Madonna 00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense 00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year 00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene 00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women 01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr 01:09:05 - TikToks 01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips 01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At the core of Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura is a simple, brilliant premise: two sharp, hilarious comedians who happen to be married, talking about everything and nothing. Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura, self-styled as the Mommies, have built a wildly popular podcast on the foundation of their unique dynamic, where inside jokes become listener rituals and casual conversations spiral into unforgettable bits. You’ll hear them dissect the oddities of daily life, from the mundanity of dental visits to the intricacies of modern relationships, all filtered through a lens of absurdist comedy. The show naturally veers into discussions on film, television, and the broader culture they’re both observing and often skewering. While they frequently welcome fascinating guests from the comedy world and beyond, the most compelling interviews often feel like extensions of their own living room banter. Listening to this podcast feels less like tuning into a produced show and more like eavesdropping on the funniest, most unhinged couple you know, where a story about a weird dude at the grocery store can lead to a profound societal observation or just a lot of laughter about proper bathroom etiquette. It’s a consistently unpredictable mix of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and pure, unadulterated silliness that has cemented its place as a staple for comedy fans.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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The Horny Hotline w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 873 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:57:42
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Your Dad’s House w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 872 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:26:34
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People Changes w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 871 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:41:44
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Let Cops Drink & Drive w/ Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 870 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:18:52
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Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:11:41
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