Lesbian Immaculate Conception & Mom Poisoned Me for 5 Years | 2DJB EP53 |

Lesbian Immaculate Conception & Mom Poisoned Me for 5 Years | 2DJB EP53 |

Author: DremtUp Media October 28, 2025 Duration: 1:28:52

This episode hits HARD. Mike and Dylan react to two absolutely wild Reddit stories that will leave you speechless.

STORY 1: The Impossible Pregnancy - A woman calls her girlfriend of 4 years crying. She's 13 weeks pregnant. There's just one problem: they're both women, and she swears she hasn't cheated. You won't believe where this one goes.

STORY 2: The Mother Who Cried Sick - A 15-year-old girl weighing only 82 pounds finally gets the courage to ask Reddit after her mom has been lying about her symptoms for 5 years. What unfolds is a terrifying case of Munchausen syndrome by proxy with life-altering medications and an eating disorder.

Plus: Mike's brutal honesty about Amy's cooking, "big black hawks" for home security, and why Dylan can't stop talking about BBC (bacon bacon cheeseburgers, you perverts).

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Big Black Hawks

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 - Intro & Dylan Name Spelling Bit
  • 00:03:45 - "Am I the Angel?" Parody Subreddit Discussion
  • 00:04:01 - STORY 1: Lesbian Couple Pregnancy Mystery BEGINS
  • 00:33:58 - STORY 2: Teen Exposes Mom's Medical Lies BEGINS
  • 01:03:00 - Dylan's "God Bless America" Story (Hilarious Tangent)
  • 01:07:00 - Mike's Dog's Ass vs. Rosemary Chicken Story
  • 01:15:00 - Dylan's Grass-Fed vs. Regular Beef Discussion
  • 01:26:00 - Deer Jerky in Denton, Texas (With Racial Commentary)
  • 01:28:00 - Wrap-Up


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