Sleepy Don? Report Says Trump Slashes Workday, Naps Through Events

Sleepy Don? Report Says Trump Slashes Workday, Naps Through Events

Author: Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media December 2, 2025 Duration: 7:20
 A bombshell report says Trump has gutted his schedule by nearly forty percent, is rolling into “official duties” after lunchtime, and keeps dozing through appearances — all while insisting he’s in peak shape after a mysterious MRI he can’t quite explain. The White House calls it transparency. Critics call it a presidential siesta.

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