Speaker Mike Johnson’s Totally Normal Delay That Definitely Has Nothing to Do With The Epstein Files

Speaker Mike Johnson’s Totally Normal Delay That Definitely Has Nothing to Do With The Epstein Files

Author: Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media October 8, 2025 Duration: 7:03
From Washington, D.C., where Dolly Parton is fine and Mike Johnson is totally not hiding anything, Patrick Gutfield breaks down why the Speaker refuses to swear in Arizona’s newest congresswoman—who just happens to hold the deciding signature to release the Epstein files. Plus, Attorney General Pam Bondi turns her Senate testimony into a masterclass in dodging questions, and Dolly’s sister accidentally terrifies America with a late-night prayer post.  

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