2026 New Year's Resolutions

2026 New Year's Resolutions

Author: Chris Gethard December 30, 2025 Duration: 1:59:42

As the year turns, Gethard keeps the tradition alive by talking with callers two minutes at a time about their hopes for 2026. We hear from familiar voices and first-time callers alike, all checking in with what they're reaching for in the year ahead. New jobs and new hobbies, hiking big freakin' mountains and a surprising number of aspiring piano players, all packed into our annual New Year's Resolutions ritual.

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There's a unique and vulnerable alchemy that happens when two strangers talk with no safety nets. Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People is built entirely on that premise. Each episode, host and comedian Chris Gethard connects with a single, anonymous caller for exactly one hour, bound by a simple rule: he cannot be the one to hang up. What unfolds in that protected space is never predictable. The conversations, guided by Gethard's empathetic and often humorous presence, can spiral from lighthearted pop culture debates into raw, personal confessions in a single breath. You'll hear callers unravel long-held family secrets, grapple with profound philosophical questions, or share surprisingly ordinary moments that somehow feel extraordinary when voiced aloud. This isn't an interview show, but a genuine dialogue where the anonymity strips away pretense, revealing the messy, beautiful, and universally human stories we usually keep to ourselves. By committing to the full hour with no names attached, the podcast creates a rare kind of intimacy, reminding us that compelling narratives aren't just found in grand adventures, but in the unvarnished truth of a single voice on the other end of the line.
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Railroad Life [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:22:14
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First Responder [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:28:06
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Roller Derby Coaching, Chocolate Making Psychologist [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:27:46
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Wholesome Sex Worker [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:28:21
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Polyamorous Witch Librarian Who Also Worked at a Brothel [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:23:43
Does what it says on the tin. Gethard talks to a polyamorous witch librarian who once worked the front desk at a brothel, surprisingly perfect training for library life. They get into the realities of coven community, la…
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:19:09
Here's the pitch: Engineer by day. International award-winning clown by night. Learned to read and walk in her 20s. This caller has a lot going on, and every story branches into a whole new world of surprises. Sign up fo…
Tugboat Life [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:26:54
A couple weeks back, Gethard talked with a lawyer whose husband came up a few times. We learned two key facts about him: he's got a lot of birds, and he works on a tugboat. Well, he got through this week, and that means…
Vietnam Veteran [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:34:37
This week, Gethard talks to a Vietnam veteran with a lifetime of stories. He's never listened to the podcast, but his granddaughter has, and she encouraged him to call in as a way to share and preserve the experiences he…
The World's Sickest Cat [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:22:19
This week's caller is a medical device engineer with a deeply personal stake in the healthcare system. She talks with Gethard about living with a rare liver disease, how Martin Shkreli changed the course of her life, and…
Too Many Birds [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:21:08
This week's caller joined Gethard at 10:30 on a Friday night to talk about wrestling and her love of a New Jersey ska band, but the conversation quickly turned into something else entirely. We hear about her tugboat capt…