Ep 33:  Tepid Fights a Parade

Ep 33: Tepid Fights a Parade

Author: Windy City Dice Boyz August 26, 2020 Duration: 1:02:18
The team continues to talk about weapon upgrades with the Rix the blacksmith and Tepid decides to trade the stolen dwarven gun plans in trade to get two of each of the guns made. The blacksmith also sells them bags of holding and Alli seriously wants one in real life. Tim is nice enough to give Kumar a letter opener that does 1d1 damage. Joe has a hard time understanding the concept of commissioning a weapon and gets mad when a legendary level weapon he wants made costs a lot of money. The DM warns the players not to use bags of holding in other bags of holding. The teams finally meet up to go see poor sick Admiral Souldrinker but get stopped by a parade for a local hero. Tiped decides he cannot wait and turns into a owlbear and tries to plow through the parade. I really hope this hero become their foil. Joe also learns that some enemies have special powers to dodge attacks. They finally meet Souldrinker and get a update on his sickness. Afterwords the party runs into the mayor doing diplomatic relations with other nations. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH Player.fm: https://player.fm/series/dont-call-us-heroes

The Windy City Dice Boyz present Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure, a bi-weekly escape into a world where good intentions and chaotic execution collide. This isn't a polished epic of flawless champions; it's the sound of friends around a table, where Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli consistently find new and creative ways to dismantle the elaborate narratives Sean has prepared. The result is a genuinely funny and unpredictable improv comedy series built on the foundation of a shared game. You'll hear the genuine camaraderie, the in-character bickering over loot, the strategic debates that devolve into laughter, and the collective triumph (or hilarious failure) that follows every dice roll. It captures the authentic, messy, and joyful spirit of a real-life gaming session. Whether you're deeply familiar with tabletop role-playing or just curious about the dynamic, this podcast thrives on the spontaneous moments between friends who are much better at causing trouble than they are at saving the day. The focus is on the journey, the jokes, and the shared experience, making it an engaging listen for anyone who appreciates unscripted comedy and collaborative storytelling.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 99

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
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