The Blockade: Why Venezuela is a Crime Scene

The Blockade: Why Venezuela is a Crime Scene

Author: Sascha Funk December 31, 2025 Duration: 15:57

While the internet was busy arguing about domestic politics, the US Navy just went back to the 17th Century. On December 16, 2025, the White House designated the Venezuelan government a "Foreign Terrorist Organization" (FTO).

That designation wasn’t a diplomatic move. It was a heist.

In this episode, we break down the seizure of the Bella 1 oil tanker and the new "No Entry" zone in the Caribbean. We explain the "magic trick" of international law: once a government is labeled a cartel, their national resources aren't "sovereign property"—they are "terrorist financing." And that means we can legally steal them.

This isn't just about oil; it’s a masterclass in modern imperialism. We analyze the strategy through three critical frameworks:

1. Necropolitics (Achille Mbembe): The blockade isn't a military tactic; it’s a biological one. We look at how the US is weaponizing the survival of the Venezuelan population to force a surrender, effectively creating a "death world" where the population’s status is reduced to the living dead.

2. The Großraum (Carl Schmitt): The era of the Global Free Market is over. We are returning to "Great Spaces." We explain Schmitt’s theory of the Großraum—a closed sphere of influence where the dominant power (the US) has the right to evict "spatial strangers" (China) and rewrite the laws of the sea.

3. Accumulation by Dispossession (David Harvey): Why is the US acting like a pirate? Because capitalism has run out of new markets. Harvey’s theory explains that when growth stalls, the system shifts to cannibalism. We aren't trading anymore; we are looting.

If you have oil and you aren't our friend, you aren't a country anymore. You're a crime scene.


In a world saturated with constant notifications and algorithmic feeds, FUNK !T | Mindful Media & Communication offers a necessary pause. Hosted by Sascha Funk, who leads the media studies department at Thammasat University, this podcast is a deep and practical exploration of our daily interactions with technology and information. Each episode moves beyond surface-level tips to examine the underlying structures of our media environment, asking how we can engage with it more consciously. You’ll find conversations that dissect digital trends not just for their novelty, but for their real psychological and social impact. The discussions here are about building resilience and intention-whether that means refining how you communicate professionally, understanding the design of the platforms you use, or simply finding more agency in your personal scrolling habits. This isn't about rejecting technology, but about developing a sustainable and critical relationship with it. Sascha brings academic insight into accessible, actionable territory, making the complex dynamics of media feel relevant to your everyday life. For anyone feeling adrift in the digital noise or curious about the forces shaping our modern conversations, this podcast provides both a compass and a toolkit. It’s a space for learning how to be present and purposeful in a mediated world, one thoughtful discussion at a time.
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