GoalLess: A Soccer Show

GoalLess: A Soccer Show

Author: SmartLess Media Language: English Episodes: 45
GoalLess: A Soccer Show is a weekly conversation that finds the humor and humanity in the world's game. Hosted by the team at SmartLess Media, this podcast digs into the passion and the peculiar personalities that create such intense drama on the pitch. While the beautiful game is the central focus, the approach is anything but a standard tactical breakdown. You'll hear smart, often funny analysis of the biggest stories coming out of The Champions League and beyond, but the real magic happens in the tangents, the personal stories, and the genuine camaraderie between the hosts and their fantastic guests. It’s less about a rigid goal and more about the journey of each season-the unexpected twists, the glorious failures, and the moments that make you laugh as much as they make you cheer. Tune in for a refreshingly relaxed take on soccer culture where the analysis is sharp, the laughs are frequent, and the love for the sport is always evident. This is a production from SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, and Paramount+.
Episodes
The Divine Shadows (Season Finale) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 44:25
On this season finale of GoalLess... the guys discuss PSG's dismantling of Inter Milan in the Champions League final and whether or not Manchester United vs Tottenham was the worst European final of all time. Also, a loo…
Trying To Score Past An Octopus [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 56:32
On this episode of GoalLess… the guys try to figure out if Barcelona vs Inter was the best ever Champions League semi-final and look ahead to PSG vs Inter. Plus, Witty rants on if Tottenham or Manchester United can argue…
Jackrabbit on a Hot Date [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 53:16
On this episode of Goalless... Manchester United's epic game against Lyon in Europa League. Meanwhile, the Champions League semifinals are set after a wild day in Birmingham and a calm one in Madrid. Plus, the guys try a…
Sydney Sweeney’s On His Dibs List [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:48
On this episode of Goalless… Declan Rice and Arsenal with their biggest win of the decade, is Harry Kane overweight? Barcelona score 4 and PSG top Aston Villa in Paris. Plus, Liverpool, 2019 title winners vs 2025 (soon t…
He Parked the Nuke [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:08
On this jam packed episode of Goalless… The guys ponder if OnlyFans can fix Barcelona’s financial issues, Liverpool get Merseyside Derby revenge, Arsenal loses Gabriel for the season, Aston Villa’s magical run, and a cur…
Like A Flying Sea Lion (Feat. Eli Lesser) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:26
On this episode of Goalless… Trent Alexander Arnold is (reportedly) heading to Real Madrid, the guys react to a disastrous weekend for US Soccer, and look at some of the best moments in FA Cup upset history. Plus, Eli Le…
God's Gift To Us (Feat. Ray Hudson) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 51:35
On this episode of Goalless… Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! The Carabao Cup final saw Newcastle lift their first trophy in 56 years, the race for top 5 is heating up, and could there be 11 English teams playing in Eu…
Can’t (Double) Touch This (Feat. Rebecca Lowe) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 54:18
On this episode of Goalless… the Champions League quarterfinals are set. Alvarez’s double kick, Liverpool’s exit, Lamine Yamal’s brilliance, and does Manchester United’s newly proposed 2.6 billion dollar stadium look lik…
The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 50:33
On this episode of Goalless… We’re onto the Champions League knockout stage, a “what if” starting 11, and a crazy injury in Germany. Plus, actor and comedian Jon Glaser joins us to talk about how FIFA made him a wolves f…
Mystique of Legends (Feat. Arturo Castro) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 53:13
On this episode of GoalLess… a busy weekend in the Premier League, Manchester United’s cost cutting measures, a quick look ahead to next week’s Champions League, and the guys relive some hilarious drunken sports moments.…