GoalLess: A Soccer Show

GoalLess: A Soccer Show

Author: SmartLess Media Language: English Episodes: 45
GoalLess: A Soccer Show is a weekly conversation that finds the humor and humanity in the world's game. Hosted by the team at SmartLess Media, this podcast digs into the passion and the peculiar personalities that create such intense drama on the pitch. While the beautiful game is the central focus, the approach is anything but a standard tactical breakdown. You'll hear smart, often funny analysis of the biggest stories coming out of The Champions League and beyond, but the real magic happens in the tangents, the personal stories, and the genuine camaraderie between the hosts and their fantastic guests. It’s less about a rigid goal and more about the journey of each season-the unexpected twists, the glorious failures, and the moments that make you laugh as much as they make you cheer. Tune in for a refreshingly relaxed take on soccer culture where the analysis is sharp, the laughs are frequent, and the love for the sport is always evident. This is a production from SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, and Paramount+.
Episodes
The Legend of the Honduran Maradona (Feat. Kieran Morris) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 48:22
On this episode of Goalless… A round up of the Champions League knockout stage, predictions for the round of 16, Villa 2 Liverpool 2, and Rafael Toloi literally and figuratively sees red. Plus, Kieran Morris joins us to…
Vague News (Feat. Rhys Darby) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 50:05
On this episode of GoalLess… Man City vs Real Madrid, an amazing atmosphere at Celtic Park, and a Merseyside Derby for the ages. Plus Rhys Darby joins us to talk about his mom as a manager, Next Goal Wins, and we discove…
Septic Bladder (Feat. John Skipper) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 59:59
On this episode of GoalLess... the huge Man City v Arsenal match, Forrest nets a touchdown, a transfer window wrap up, the rise of the Saudi league, and a little Rihanna. Plus, sports media mogul and former President of…
The Devil’s Hat Trick [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 49:30
On today’s GoalLess… a quick rundown of a WILD day of Champions League with all 18 games kicking off simultaneously, another round of club or country, Man City’s big win vs Chelsea, the worst debuts ever, and should Ange…
The Eagle Got Sacked Too (Feat. Christian Polanco) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 50:06
On this episode of GoalLess… the Lazio falconer scandal, a huge round of Champions League matches including the brilliant Benfica - Barcelona game, a wild week at Manchester City, and Christian Polanco of The Cooligans j…
Kevin Bacon Looks Like a Kite [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:45
On this episode of GoalLess… we’re back from break! Witty and Russell hit the ground running by talking about all the things we missed over the last few weeks. Elon Musk to buy Liverpool? How can Man City fix their run o…
Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 59:55
On this episode of GoalLess... David Silva, Dunkirk, and Nut Shots. And that’s just in the first 7 minutes! We hung with John Oliver for an hour of fun to talk Accrington Stanley (who are they?!?), Bruno Fernandes, Virgi…
Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 53:53
On this episode of GoalLess… the host of SmartLess, and our boss, Will Arnett joins the show to discuss his passion football. The guys talk about Liverpool, Canada, swimming pool baptisms, sing some songs, and plenty mor…
Russell, La Bombonera, and a Zorb (Feat. Richie Williams) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 49:20
On this episode of GoalLess… it’s the final episode of 2024! The guys discuss the best derby’s in the world, UVM’s national championship, and ponder just how low can Man City actually go? Plus, we talk to former US U17 N…
Kaka, Dodo, or PeePee [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 16:53
On this episode of GoalLess… an action packed few days of Champions League, we play another round of Two Brazilians and a Lie, plus the final Witty’s Wonderkid. Tap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi…