Good Children

Good Children

Author: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon Language: English Episodes: 100
Good Children is a comedy podcast hosted by childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella. It’s a conversation born from a shared past of trying to be perfect, of chasing approval and gold stars, and now navigating the weird, often hilarious fallout of that upbringing. Each episode feels like pulling up a chair between two friends who are finally letting their guard down, unpacking the anxieties and performative habits that stick around long after the report cards are gone. They talk about the mundane pressures of adult life-the instinct to suck in your stomach, both literally and metaphorically-with a warmth and humor that comes from decades of knowing each other’s secrets. This isn’t a lecture on self-improvement; it’s a weekly, laugh-filled excavation of what it means to have been a “good” kid and the messy, ongoing work of figuring out who you are after that. Produced in collaboration with Studio71 and Confetti Cannon, the podcast finds comedy in the relatable tension between who we were raised to be and the people we actually are, one candid, meandering conversation at a time.
Episodes
We Need To Save Boston Market [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:55
You already guessed it: we're talking fast food. Burger King is over. White Castle is for your lowest moments. And we need to get really serious about reviving Boston Market. Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and…
Working On A Banana Farm For 88 Days To Become Australian Citizens [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:58
Did you know this was happening? This week we're going bananas. From banana bread to stale commentary on Punch the Monkey to the reality show that will change everything. This episode is all about bananas. Join us on Pat…
2020, Eating Disorders, and The Friends We Made Along The Way [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:04:00
This week, we're going back to the beginning: 2020. Let's go on a journey of body image issues, eating disorders, and the most beautiful apartment of all time, all the way to the very beginning of this special podcast. W…
Becoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:07
This week, the boys discuss their dream jobs as children, and how to get back to living those dreams today. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://ww…
We Should All Be Playing Video Games [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:08:00
In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on first dates, some play Video Games by Lana Del Rey, but we all love Dots Pretzels. A…
A Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:05:38
This week we dive into our notes app and are led down a glorious path including: the entire plot of The Hobbit, a chicken recipe, and a deeply personal analysis of Frozen. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pant…
Exploring Kinks On Valentine's Day [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:18
This week, we're tackling kinks (and Valentine's Day) with a brand new perspective. Whether you're a bull or a sub, this episode has a little loving for everyone! Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional…
Stop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:10:40
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Blowing Out Our Sphincters [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:04:53
This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sphincters. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episo…
James Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:16
This week, comedian and writer James Tom joins the pod to discuss his childhood in California, Fire Island, and his thoughts on gay culture. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop…